Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy? I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug. I mean, look at it. It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it. Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.
Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual. "Domina subjugator?" Come on! This can't be by accident. I think the devs are messing with us.
So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc). The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple. So what do you want to call the advent starbase? Any ideas?
"Buttplug of doom?"
I've got a whip I can use if you want to re-live those fond memories? Or a leather belt, take your pick.
I prefer the cane rod, or coat hanger. =P
lol whupping children, that's a total win. lol until someone takes it too far.
That should be a slogan with a funny picture to it.
I propose the picture be of Carbon. But, uh, you bend him over.. it's weird if another guy does it.
We are now over 300.
Samurye.
But this not Sparta.
I agree.
and we can make sparta like, can anyone say wild sexy parties!?
Sure, if you like many scantily clad men.
Maybe at your party, but Ive imported fine women from many of a lands.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pics or GTFO!
Not the best pic, but you get the idea.
To quote Max Payne:
:Ahem:
TITAAAAAAYS!!!!!!
Linky
My overall opinion of carbon being serious all the time has dramatically dropped.
You forgot to mention the fact that it has "Lithe space vixens who steal enemy's crew." I dug up my old Sega Genesis and Star Control cartridge just to see if you were telling the truth.
'Steal' or does the crew just say, to hell with it. Girls!!!!!
I never stole no crew.
Which confirms my point, the crews must of say, "To hell with this, Women!!!!"
Maybe if we had equiped our ships with wenches also....hmmmm...
I don't play these games so have no idea why there are "cock ring" and "butt plug" referrences here. I have concluded, however, that you lot are one bunch of sick puppies.... that perhaps I should get into it just to see what all the fuss is about... and not feel so left out. I hate it when others are having fun and I'm not.
What's more, while I have no idea what ship has what resemblace to what dildo, etc, I sorta have a head start. I saw the porno version of Flash Gordon... Flesh Gordon, in which there were lots of naked women, penisoaruses, and Flesh's spaceship was in the shape of a penis.
Well it's a start.
thanks for the token attempt at being involved mate =D
Orright, Ill piss off... back to Wincustomize (where this is cross threaded)
I'll have you know that starkers has the dirtiest mind I know! Even his jokes are about crotches or the other side of the said stomach. His jokes alone will make you starkerbark (gas) at mach 1. Go on Cap'n give'm a Bark
It does help if you have Entrechment. But your free to let your mind wander here.
nah mate its all good, i just thoguht it was funny.
you are welcome to jump in, but as Ue_Carbon said, its easier if you have entrenchment...
Right. Carry on then.
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