Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy? I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug. I mean, look at it. It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it. Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.
Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual. "Domina subjugator?" Come on! This can't be by accident. I think the devs are messing with us.
So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc). The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple. So what do you want to call the advent starbase? Any ideas?
"Buttplug of doom?"
You forgot bribes, and a basement full of trained monkeys on laptops.
ahh now I know your secrets!!
*begins training monkeys on laptops*
You shouldn't train monkeys *on* laptops, those things make for expensive treadmills...
*does something else on laptop*
Quit looking at monkey pr0n, Mish
YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND!
Monkey make porn!?!?!
Oh.. you mean the Discovery Channel.
Monkey do many things. You made me think of that Discovery Channel song now.
boom di a da boom di a da.......
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y&feature=related
Haha, those are awesome! I've never seen those on tv
Hey just cuz I had to restock the package at the store and I was bored one time and happen to read the lables for just about every major perscription. You learn alot of crazy things drugs can do.
Per example, anal leakage is a side effect for soo soo sooooooo many drugs.
*cues the CBS Cares jingle*
I know that one. There's a drug being advertized on TV recently for growing eyelashes (honestly? wtf?) that can apparently turn your iris permanently brown.
I also like that one sleeping pill that warns that if you go driving while asleep you may want to consult your doctor.
Lol... Total Wtf moments- Almost as bad as the "Snuggie" commercials that advertise the blankets with sleeves...
hahahahaha oh man, the trunk monkey. lol I totally want a trunk monkey.
Well, get a monkey, then stick it in the trunk. You can use a hoomun until you get a monkey.
Just don't use the trunk human when there are cops around.
More useful than a shamwow '
I despise that guy.
But.. it sells itself
Yeah that guy looks like he should be selling watches out of the back of his van.
YOU GUYS ARE HELAROUS I WAS HAVEING A ROTF MOTHER FUCKING,L MOMENT I THINK I WAS LAUGHTING FOR 20 MINS AFTER I READ ALL OF THIS I JSUT LOVE ALL YOU GUYS KEEP IT GOING
and i think the advent capatol ship factory looks like a cock ring times 10
Obi-wan kenobi "thats no moon............THATS A FUCKING RIPOFF OF THE DEATHSTAR TIMES 7" about the Halos from the Halo trilogy
^^ erm... thanks?
he's 10, i wouldnt worry too much about it
I would worry! You can has stalker!
Kids these days, I swear I miss the days of ass whipping and putting the fear of God into them. Sigh.
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