Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy? I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug. I mean, look at it. It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it. Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.
Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual. "Domina subjugator?" Come on! This can't be by accident. I think the devs are messing with us.
So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc). The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple. So what do you want to call the advent starbase? Any ideas?
"Buttplug of doom?"
what would the tec star base be us......oh god thats just wrong you know SHAME ON YOU. Gah now I can never look at it the same THANKS ALOT
Edit: never mind, a bad joke. On topic:
No comment...
Wow, somebody isn't gettin' any action....
The enema is restless.
Oh god that one is bad Annatar!
It goes with the theme!
*Fires up a translator* LMAO!!
Well, like the Radiance says: Payback is a B****
In truth, the actual line is "The anima is restless", but it sounds so close that there have been more than a few "wtf?" threads about it not long after launch.
LOL This just cracks me up. Annatar's reply was the cherry on top.
When my wife first heard it while I was playing, she had a huge "WTF?" moment. She came bursting into the room yelling "What they HELL are you watching that has women giving enemas you PERVERT??!!??
And I know all I did was sit there and stare......like a deer in headlights.
Obviously, hot ship on ship pr0n?
I'll be the Akkan Battlecruiser in your Transcesia tonight. Just you and me (and ten thousand bystanders in the windows).
Don't be shy to peel back some of that armor plating!
First responce to topic: ...... !!!!
You know we been round this game too much when we are sexualizing ships. May I suggest we stop the galactic conquest enough to get some fresh air and a stiff drink? Maybe dare I say leave your house and talk to to the opposite sex. Hell, take a cold shower at least.
I will just wait till the Marza, "Brings out the big gun."
Did you do that on purpose?
Rule 34, everyone.... Rule 34.
It's not like anyone could shoot off like that accidentally, Annatar!
I dunno, I hear eets does that all the time. Causing a big problem with.. well..
...Maybe.
Lol...too bad none of them are home, all at college. All my college girl friends don't live nearby Shame, soo many, and none live close lol, except my ex, but she doesn't count, she's a whore.
Anyway...
And here was i thinking this thread couldn't get much dirtier...
(as an answer to Ron Lugge's post)
Or the scout.... purge vessel.... constructor....
Well, i've understood that there aren't many men amongst the Unity
Can someone say ROAD TRIP!?!?!?!?!
So your Ex is a whore too? Hmmmmm....here I thought I was crazy.
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