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Greetings Earthings!

What do I type here!

February 18, 2009 10:28:32 PM from Stardock ForumsStardock Forums

Salutations Leatherskins!

Greetings earthlings!

I am Gidcon. I come to this planet to meld in with your civilization and fornicate with as many of your females as possible. I have not been very successful as of yet so I have come here in search of information.....

1st. If I were to take a female out for some charred mammal flesh and intoxicating liquids.. What would be the preferred mammal and liquid?

2nd. If I were looking for an application launcher for my Vista 64 Ultimate system similar to Circle Dock yet skinnable (Also... is it possible to use Michael Jacksons skin.. I hear it is very durable and elastic.) and animated. Where might a person from the Negulime cluster seek such a thing?

Thank you in advance not only for your information but for your women.....

Good day...

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Reply #2 February 18, 2009 11:18:37 PM
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Reply #3 February 18, 2009 11:43:22 PM
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http://www.8start.com/features.htm          

There you go, you alien freak!!!   lol    

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Reply #4 February 19, 2009 1:03:38 AM
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Quoting ,
quoting post


I am Gidcon. I come to this planet to meld in with your civilization and fornicate with as many of your females as possible. I have not been very successful as of yet

I wonder why..

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Reply #5 February 19, 2009 1:12:22 AM
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LOL another guy who thinks skinning is all about cybering woman....... my advice.......RUN! RUN! RUN!

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Reply #6 February 19, 2009 2:32:37 AM
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LMAO Kitty!!

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Reply #7 February 19, 2009 3:20:36 AM
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An alien, eh?  Oh well, can't be any worse than dealing with a banker... or a banker's lawyers

Your title and opening question were attention getters, not that it's real necessary around here, but may I suggest you cut out the fornicating bit... cos the locals, both men and women, aren't really into that.  I mean, it doesn't have a very nice connotation, does it?

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Reply #8 February 19, 2009 4:03:46 AM
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a person from the Negulime cluster

hmm...back to the Negulime cluster with you.....

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Reply #9 February 19, 2009 6:04:26 AM
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Where might a person from the Negulime cluster seek such a thing?

 

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

 

 

 

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Reply #10 February 19, 2009 6:19:39 AM
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Aliens...They'er so over rated.

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Reply #11 February 19, 2009 6:50:18 AM
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Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I am Dyslexic of Borg.  Your ass is malted.

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Reply #12 February 19, 2009 7:34:39 AM
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* sigh...and the intergalactic weirdness seems to have found a new home.

Here's the girl for you.

I have to agree with starkers when he replied

Your title and opening question were attention getters, not that it's real necessary around here, but may I suggest you cut out the fornicating bit... cos the locals, both men and women, aren't really into that. I mean, it doesn't have a very nice connotation, does it?

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Reply #13 February 19, 2009 7:54:26 AM
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Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I couldn't resist....

I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.

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Reply #14 February 19, 2009 7:58:42 AM
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Humans - so predictable...

 

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Reply #15 February 19, 2009 9:11:51 AM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 13

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


I couldn't resist....

I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.


  ....too funny

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Reply #16 February 19, 2009 10:05:24 PM
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Quoting Vampothika,
reply 15


I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.

I wonder if he's met any sheep yet?

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Reply #17 February 19, 2009 10:15:13 PM
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Be prepared to start low on the food chain,how are you with marinara sauce?

And would you prefer to be served with red or white wine?

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Reply #18 February 20, 2009 12:11:11 AM
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I wonder if he's met any sheep yet?

Hehe, and if they're not accomodating towards him, I know where there's a few women who wouldn't mind.  That's if he don't mind a bit of plastic.... and blowing them up first.

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Reply #19 February 20, 2009 1:39:26 AM
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STARKERS!! Are you knocking New Zealand?

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Reply #20 February 20, 2009 5:41:04 AM
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That's if he don't mind a bit of plastic.... and blowing them up first.

 

MISS BLOWBEE    

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Reply #21 February 20, 2009 6:28:56 AM
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I wonder if he's met any sheep yet?

Hey! No making fun of my girlfriend!

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Reply #22 February 20, 2009 6:34:20 AM
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Hey! No making fun of my girlfriend!

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Reply #23 February 20, 2009 7:10:15 AM
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OMG the red lipstick, it's it's it's............................her again !!

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Reply #24 February 20, 2009 7:48:03 AM
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Damn baby! You put on some weight!

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Reply #25 February 20, 2009 8:03:15 AM
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BoXXi googles blow-up sheep........ places order.........

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