http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpgA police officer sent this to me. It is not for the faint of heart. If you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real...
Dark Humor = funny.
You would have to be pretty hard boiled not to react to that pic. I prefer to go with the theory he was pushed. Possibly by poachers who scrambled as soon as they realized what they had done. Leaving the poor soul there to baste in the sun. It's times like this that I find it dificult to keep my sunny side up. These sorts of things jut don't go over easy. I'm just..I dunno...fried over this. This is the kind of thing that can just ruin the Hollandaise for me. Then I fear by posting such pics, we're just egging yolks on to go out do it to someone else. Then we'd be giving the powdered to the wrong people. I suppose it doesn't help to go endlessly on with eggsrcutiatingly bad puns about it all. Hens forth, no more puns. And I'm not saying that just to hear myself cluck. I declare an eggs ban edict!
But you know if they aprehend the culprits what they'll say, dontcha?
"Omelet you off easy this time...but don't fry it again or you'll be poaching your luck."
HAHA that was cool Po
Yeah,Po. That was awesome! BTW, have you seen your ex-boss? Has he seen my pic?
lol
I think that poor fella was 'beaten'.. to death
pity he jumped.....just when he was on a roll.....
all in all.....a bad yolk.....
just tryin' to whip up a reaction..
no big loss tho, guys like him are a $1.75 a dozen.
lol guys we've been eggaggerating a little
Let's face it, the dude was a chicken
Eggzactly!
You guys are just egging me on, aren't you? You know I have not got the eggsperience that you all have.
BTW, What has my left hand and a lemon pie have in common?
They both have meringue on them...lol.
$1.75 huh....so...he wasn't a free ranger....
hehe
so its joke? not good joke i can say
yes it is a joke Pic.
Disturbing description, but REALLY funny pic
Got some attention tho, huh?
Hey guys, I can't get smiley Xtra to work in FF3
hehe I use to have that pic on my humour site years ago, it's a classic
i just loose my best friend with same descriptions, sorry but nothing funny in brain on asphault, i saw it, i know about it good, and one year ago i lose my baby son, maybe by this reason i never understand jokes like this in varios forms , especially when i got to come to cemetery to him....
I'm sorry 1MrPAul1, for your loss, and I've lost a fiance, and 2 other friends to suicide, and it's not pretty.. maybe if the egg pic was just posted instead, but I know Jim, and he NEVER meant to offend anyone, he's a really kind person, and would never deliberately post anything he thought might upset anyone, please don't take it to heart
my condolences Tailsgirl, im so sorry. i know that Jim dont mind nothing bad, i just want to say, why weve got to think up so amful storyes when in our world already to many evel pain and sufferings
It's ok hon, everyone has lost someone at some point, but I guess the world being such as sad place.. sometimes we just need a laugh, and the egg was pretty funny, but just an egg.. nobody would make fun of something like that in reality.. never
isn't the whole thread about making fun of it?
Spoilsports show up everywhere. On any given day , someone with a great sense of humor can wake up without it. No need to defend your sense of humor. If you find something funny...laugh, and don't let anyone spoil your fun. Chances are they are purposely trying to ruin your fun becuase they don't know how to have fun.
This message is just a random blithering, it is directed towrds noone. NOONE!
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