This 'ere thread be for random quotes, ya see? If you post, you must include a quote somewhere. like this
or this:
Here is an ungodly creepy quote if you know what they are talking about:
Mattie Webber: How long have you been watching this? Dexter McCarthy: No, I think the question is, is how long have they been watching me.
I forget where its from but here ya go
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
"Wake up Mr. Bubbles, wake up!"
You must give respect in order to get respect.
Rook: "I rock!"
ok, I made that up, but you get the point!
"If a man came into a mall with an AK-47 on a regular day, everyone would run like hell for the exit. If he came in during Christmas, they'd just run like hell for the next store on their list."
--Me.
*A "bombadier bug" has just exploded,killing some soldiers*
Jonny Rico:*Walks up to a survivor* Can you walk, soldier?
Trooper: Yessir!
Jonny Rico: Good. *points to a severed arm* Pick up that arm and find out who it belongs to.
--Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
I'm gonna write this down; it's great!
"You want a piece of me, boy?"
"Battlecruiser operational"
"Frostmourne hungers!"
"Illidan is out there somewhere"
"Is Machin!"
"Prostagma?"
"Times of war are upon us"
"All ordinance accounted for"
"Heathens be purged"
"Planet lockdown complete"
BombVoyage: "Monsier Incredyble" Mr. Incredible: "Bomb Voyage" Buddy: "And IncrediBoy"
and
Mr. Incredible: "Hey, I saved your life" Mr. Sansweet: "You didn't save my life! you ruined my death, thats what you did"
The Incredibles
"No, not the gumdrop bottons"
Gingerbread Man in Shrek
If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
--George Bernard Shaw
"Stop requoting the quoted with your own quotations!"
"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"
"There were some unknown-unknowns that we encountered when we invaded"
-Donald Rumsfeld
"Mr Ness! Any comments for the record?""I just happened to be there when the wheel went round.""There's a rumor going 'round that they're gonna repeal Prohibition. What will you do then?""I think I'll have a drink."Reporter and Eliot Ness; The Untouchables
"Speak Softly, and unleash Patton."
- Military History Magazine
wow, ppl like this topic!
"If it's relevant, We don't know it's true. If we know it's true, it isn't relevant."
-unknown
My turn!!!... uh....
"Toveine, it took me two days to decide I should 'surrender' to his lusts, as you put it. I feel lucky it only required four to convince him to let me. You Reds might now be aware, but men love to talk and gossip. All you need to do is listen, or even pretend to, and a man will tell you his whole life. I wonder whether it's like that for ordinary women."
"Whether what is like what?"
-Gabrelle of the Brown Ajah and Toveine of the Red Ajah, "Winter's Heart", Book Nine of The Wheel of Time
If you don't get what they're talking about read the book... and the eight that come before it.
"Nuts!"
-American response to German demand for surrendur at Battle of the Bulge
Reasons Why Hell Is Better Than Canada:
* There are no Canadians.
* It's warmer.
* Everyone agrees about the healthcare system.
* Hell's flag doesn't have a leaf on it.
* Brimstone mines make more money than maple syrup factories.
* Three words: NO HOCKEY FANATICS.
* Lots of famous people will be there: Richard Nixon, Ozzie Osbourne, Celine Dion, etc.
--A joke book I found in Books-A-Million (sorry, can't remember the title ).
These are the playmate years, and they are demonstrably fraudulent. The scene is reputed to be acrawl with adorably amoral bunnies to whom sex is a pleasant social favor. The new culture. And they are indeed present and available, in exhausting quantity, but there is a curious tastelessness about them. A woman who does not guard and treasure herself cannot be of very much value to anyone else. They become a pretty little convenience, like a guest towel. And the cute little things they say, and their dainty little squeals of pleasure and release are as contrived as the embroidered initials on the guest towels. Only a woman of pride, complexity and emotional tension is genuinely worth the act of love, and there are only two ways to get yourself one of them. Either you lie, and stain the relationship with your own sense of guile, or you accept the involvement, the emotional responsibility, the permanence she must by nature crave. I love you can be said only two ways.
@General Homsar
if there are no canadians in hell, are all the dead ones in heaven? and if they are all in heaven would you still consider it to be heaven?
good questions....I guess you could still consider it heaven, even if all the Canadians are there....but at least it's better than Pittsburgh.
quotes! no posts without quotes! that rhymes, hehehe (sort of)
"We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts, and then you will run a mile."Herman Boone; Remember the Titans
"Maybe your the one riding a Crazy Train, but I've been the Prince of Darkness since 1969!"
-Ozzy
"Well maybe Mr T hacked the game andcreated the mohawk class. Maybe Mr T is pretty handy with computers. Did that occur to you, Mr. condescending director?I'm Mr T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk"
- Mr T
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