This 'ere thread be for random quotes, ya see? If you post, you must include a quote somewhere. like this
or this:
Amidst the eternal waves of timeFrom a ripple of change shall the storm riseOut of the abyss peer the eyes of a demonBehold the Razgriz, its wings of black sheath
-Ace Combat
Jesus loves me, this I know/For the Bible tells me so/Little ones to Him belong/They are weak but He is strong.
Intro-ducing... MISTER BUBBLES!
Mr. Bubbles? Please! Get up!
This angel looks like it's dancing!"
Suchong: Is that your puppy? She's very pretty...Little Boy: Yes. Thank you, Papa Suchong.Suchong: Break her neck for me.Little Boy: What?Suchong: Break that sweet puppy's neck.Little Boy: No... please...Suchong: Break that puppy's neck...would you kindly?Little Boy: No... no!...(snap)Suchong: ...Very good.
"Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the west... destroyed our culture... our economy... our honor."Imran Zakhaev; Call of Duty 4
Where's this from?
In the spirit of Ace Combat quotes:
"The world will never change unless we trust people."
Larry Folke, Ace Combat Zero: the Belkan War
its from the ending of halo 3
"hey, look what i found!hey, thats cool! a human m-22 fragmentation grenade in pristine condition! minus the pin...rotri? thats a live grenade.what does that mean?that means its gonna go boo- (kaboooom)"bolti and rotri; Spriggs
(The closing scene of the episode.)Beckett:: How'd it go back on Earth? McKay: It was, it was awful. Your family was amazing, though. Beckett: Aye, they are. Good turnout? McKay: Oh, packed the church. Beckett: Oh, that's good to hear! McKay: It's not gonna be the same round here without you. Beckett: Oh, you're telling me! McKay: You know, the universe is a big place. Who knows, maybe we'll bump into each other again. Beckett: Aye, who knows? McKay: You were the closest thing to a best friend I ever had. I'm really, really sorry. I should have just... Beckett: Hey. This wasn't your fault. McKay: You're just telling me what I want to hear. Beckett: Well that's what best friends do sometimes. And in this case it also happens to be true. Take care of yourself, Rodney. McKay: Goodbye, Carson.
(McKay stares from the pier, alone, over the water)
- Mass Effect
Gang leader: "Give one reason why I should'nt have my boy here pull your head off."
Joker: "How about a magic trick?"
Gang Leader: *Blank stare*
Joker: "I'm going to make this pencil disappear."
Joker: *Slams thug's face onto table* "TADAHH!!!!!!"
-Darknight
"Never gonna give you up............"
-Rick rolled
"It's a trap!"
-Admiral Ackbar, Star Wars episode 6.
Samurye.
*On a viking ship*
"Good news and bad news people!"
"Good news first!"
"The captain has given you all a break!"
"YAY!"
"What's the bad news, sir?"
"After the break, the Captain wants to go waterskiing..."
*The Western Front -- World War I*
"Good news and bad news everyone! Good news first - we all get a change of socks!"
"Now for the bad news -- Elson will change with Mike, Mike will change with Brandy, Brandy will change with...."
-- Both from a random jokebook I have
The Moral -- If there's good and bad news, and the good news is said first, the bad news will be worse. I will put more jokes from there later.
Can I have a Question -- By Omega7 at http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=98068
Hello , it's long time no see but I'm back here to make a question. I'd rather I want some information about my question. so what I have unfinishing question of the epicenter. that is what I interesting about SAD which the organization has never meeting in my thought as watching my eyes in the kind of pictures .but I didn't have yet to be a man of loss in my health . i simply I've got experience to meet them on movie , that was "シリアナ" movie . the syliana ( what was the true of spells ) which was evloving around of the arab outskirts .( I can't think where does he made movements ) the man got mission to killing arabian tycoon but when It was going on . in US , the mission was yet to be nothing meaning anymore. in the mission decards the agent was not so much notice about the mission. and died i dont know where did he get to death however I knew when I saw in the man who death situation on movie . may be where covered with sand and they who carrying with the oil king was died with cia agent .i most intertested that was what is the guy who wearing some. the clothing was very very nice but cool with actor. may be if you didn't have chance to watch the video on the DVD .watch on it . you can bollow the DVD on TSUTAYA. maybe you can bollow that in lower costs. the chance is now or never . its chance . the シリアナ movie's main actor "secret code name" anyway what I wanted to talk about , the Agent who rigging arms and devices all of about . Please give me more than my indentified information another.
oooooook....... feel like explaining? I didn't really get anything out of that last block.
"My friend, you are F*cked."
-bioshock
"...I just don't want two accidents.""How bad can it be?""Look at the lower display.""Willy?""Yes?""Is it just me, or is the door trying to kill us?""Yea, pretty much. Oh, and whatever you do, don't go for the cake. That's how we lost the major."[flashback] "Woo cake! I love cake." "Dispensing delicious cake, errr, deadly neurotoxins." "I don't love deadly neurotoxins." [end flashback]"Okayyy...""Now, this is what you're gonna need to do. Press the word, not the entire button, by pressing straight down and point straight back up. If the screen seems to have glitched in any way, shape, or form, do not pull the handle, instead, unplug the computer, count to 25, and then try again. In the event that you select the wrong option, you'll have very little time.""So what do I do?""Run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. Oh, and if you do trigger something, and its not the nerve gas, can you say something over the radio? I gotta get the hell outta Dodge before the obibital bombardment hits.""Don't you mean orbital bombardment?""Are you even looking at the screen right now?""Holy shit, it does say obibital. Why is this so complicated?""Because i can only remember to hotwire so many computers at any one time. Oh, and just so you know, this is gonna open all the doors on the complex.""What psycho built this?""The late 'cake' major."[flashback] "*cough cough* The cake was a lie!" [end flashback]
Willy, Triple M, and the late 'cake' major; Spriggs
"Okay, we have bad news, good news, and more bad news." "What's the bad news?" "Well the first bad news is that there is no good news and the second bad news is that enemy reinforcements are coming."
-Me
Samurye
Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Reynolds: Define "interesting". Washburn: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
(Serenity)
“We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.-William Shakespear
The one thing that unites all humans, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above average drivers. -(Anonymous)
The space time continum has performed an illegal operation and will now be shut down. If problem persists, contact the system administrator
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.— Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
"You can't go down in the history books as the person who destroyed humanity if you destroy humanity."
V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm. Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. Evey Hammond: Oh. Right. V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [carves V into poster on wall] V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles] V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person? V: I am quite sure they will say so.
"Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."
-Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
"Coming up on a year now, I haven't had nothin' twixt my nethers, weren't run on batteries!"
"Oh, God! I can't know that!"
-Kaylee, Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity
"I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporally possessing a spaceship... don't look at me."
-Simon Tam, Firefly
"More like ten shitloads!"
-Marcus Fenix, Gears of War 2
"What will you do?"
"Light it."
-343 Guilty Spark, Master Cheif, Halo 3
"You know me, when I make a promise..."
"You... keep it. I do know how to pick 'em."
-Master Chief, Cortana, Halo 3
"allright...who f*cking stole my socks!?"
...
"I'm serious about who stole my socks!"
-Random soldier of riflemen platoon, US Joint Strike Force, Tom Clancy's EndWar
- Maj. Johnson "DaNoob" Shnizel, 15th Assult, USJSF
.....was I wrong?
More good news and bad news.
*At a hair loss clinic
Patient: Doctor, I hear that you can give anyone a full head of hair - that you're the best in the business?
Doctor: Yes I am. Now lets have a look.
(After examining patient)
Doctor: I have good news and bad news, friend. The bad news is that I can't grow any more hair on your head/
Patient: And what's the good news?
Doctor: If you want, I can shrink your head to fit the hair you've got.
Bra'tac: "We can not merely stand by, while our brother and sisters fall".Mitchell: "Sam, I'm going with them".Carter: "Um! Me too…" *Bra'tac goes to activate the rings*Emerson: "It's suicide".Carter: "Well, for Teal'c and Bra'tac that's not really an argument against going".
Have no clue where the following is coming from:
Soldier: "General, Sir! We are surrounded!"
General:"Excellent! Now, we can attack in any direction...!"
Dix: "I've got good news and bad news, boys.
good news is the Pols are pushing back the Germans, as are the British and Canadians. Kraut is falling back to Chambois, hard."
Guzzo: "What's the bad news?"
Dix:"Chambois... is where we're goin' next."
"Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that could take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered fields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"- King Aragorn of Gondor; The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
-Bender, futurama
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