This is a bit out of the blue, but I think we should invent a 'forum day', as compared to a galatic day and an earth day. It should help with timezones.

"I’m smarter than you are, ha ha ha-ha ha!!!"
-Albert Einstein, really smart guy

"The world is a square!"
-Christopher Columbus, idiot who thought America was India

"I’ve got a cool hat!"
-Abraham Lincoln, anonymous guy with a cool hat

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
-Bobo, very stinky monkey

"Just stick the plunger in, and the potty is no longer clogged. Why, it’s elementary, dear Watson!"
-Sherlock Holmes, man with a friend named Watson

"I’LL KICK YOUR F*****G A** IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME THE D**N RAISE!"
-Barney, big fat purple blob

"Though must push! Push forth yonder fart!"
-William Shakespeare, guy that talks funny

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin, yes, he really said that

"E=MC... OOH, A PENNY! What was I thinking?"
-Albert Einstein, really smart guy

"I am a good president."
-Bill Clinton, guy who said this hilariously ironic quote

"Give me a steak, medium rare."
-Gandhi, fat guy from India

"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer WIENER! That is what I’d truly like to be..."
-Al Gore, a very silly person

"Sophistication is the basis of attitude."
-Caveman Ug, guy that whacks dinosaurs

"I know the meaning of life!"
-my goldfish, he’s dead now, I sat on him

"Hey, who left the toilet seat up?"
-Prince Charles, a fancy-pants little aristocrat

"Wait, how do you turn the computer on?"
-Bill Gates, a rich nerd

"And remember, kids, tattoos are bad for you!"
-Meatloaf, least requested porn star

"I love you, you love me, we’re a happy fam-i-lee!"
-Adolph Hitler, a really mean guy

"These tights are killing me!"
-Robin Hood, dirty little thief

"How do they get them little m's on the m&ms?"
-deliveryman #2, from the rugrats

"I am the walrus"
-John Lenin

"He's lying, I am"
-A. Walrus

"Science! I don't know anything about science, I just like the cool lab coat."
-Bill Nye the science guy

"What are the seven contradictions of Zeripa, keeper of the equator?"
-The blue woman with six arms who lives on an island and has a large husband who sells electronics from the side of a mountain

"Owie my pinky got hurted"
-Bruce Lee

"Give me a hug"
-Jimmy the leper

"You wanna be a fire-fighter when you grow up huh. Boom shuka boom da da dah wicky waggy woo"
-Bill Cosby (Kids say the darndest things)

"Oh you French Canadians , God hates you more than Mexico"
-The Pope (on his visit to Canada about those naughty priests)

"Nothing good can ever come from staying around normal people"
-Phth

"Oh, you dirt poor little maggots, you all make me sick"
-Mother Teresa

"WHOOOOOOO, Beer and football for everyone!"
-Rue Paul

"Why. These Easy-Mac instructions are way too hard to understand"
-Emeril Lagasi

"How can one man govern a country with over 700 cheeses"?
-The French Prime Minister

"Hi, welcome to Pizza Face Pizza Palace...I will be your waiter."
-Hawkin Dunk

"This is a waddle, the emblem of our land, you can put it in a bottle or hold it in your hand"
-Bruce the Australian

"No no no no........... body can do the boogaloo but me.......... nobody but me"
-The Human Beings, really cool 60s-70s band

"Harry Potter is sooo cool..."
-Peter Kunkel, the antichrist

"Did you see the look on their faces when I said the part about sending a man to the moon, that was hilarious"
-JFK

"Compared to the infinite will of the universe, human emotions amount to little more than dust"
-Phth (and an evil villain Kagato {who said it after I did thank you very much!})

"I'm tired of people saying I've got my finger on the button; I use my foot; it's more funny that way"
-George W. Bush

"Oh geeze. I can't believe he actually said that, that was soooo corny"
-That guy who got on the moon right after Neal Armstrong (Matt's note: I was too lazy to look up who's name that actually was)

"Hey what's your name? …oh I'm not a flower child or anything but I just wanted to say Jesus loves you"
-Eric (when I was scrubbing the floors at work this man came up to me and said)

"I'm a pretty woman aren't I?"
-Garry Buesy

"Krikey it bit me! That son of a mother lovin' snake bit me! Turn off that camera I'm dying"
-Steve Carwin

"Ohhhhhh weeee iiiieeee ahhhh eeeey ah bum booay"
-The Tokens (a band)

"I'm done teaching. I'm going to go shopping at Victoria's Secrets dot com."
-Karen Peppers

"J'ivrai beaucoup ce soir. Alors nous conquerissons la Russie."
-Napoleon le Grand

"Shhhhhhhh Billy. Don't tell anyone I'm plagiarizing from grandma"
-William Shakespeare

These were all taken from the Ministry of Idiots site, but I guess I can steal them since I helped the owners discover the site again.

The Undying.

"To Sin or not to Sin"

(Hydra01 told me this one ^.^)

S_o_L

wrong word, unless you saw a cencored version.

Oh, and "Once upon a time, there was a UFO. Now you know too much, and I have to kill you"
                                                                     -Wierd guy who lives down the stre-

"It's Megamaid! she's going from suck to blow!"

-spaceballs, reffering to a spaceship-mounted atmosphere-harvester

and yes, it was from memory

989 Studios!!! 989 Studios, What have you done?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?

-Calypso, after playing Twisted Metal 4

"Methinks all the people of the world are bretheren. Then why are the wind and the waves so unsettled nowadays."
Possibly Emperor Showa-- possibly pulled out of someone's ass and credited to him. I like it either way

DrGonzo

I love that movie!

Sheriff of Nottingham (hanging from his saddle under a horse) - I am really pissed off!

Dave Chappelle (can't remember the character) - If I was that close to a horse's thingy, I'd be more worried about getting pissed on.

EDIT: Oh, and SoL stands for something other than Shadow of Light if you know what I mean...

"You know what they call a quarter-pounder in Europe?"

"Pregnancy is the best contraceptive."

I am apart. Always I have seen around me all the games and parades of life and have always envied the players and the marchers. I watch the cards they play and feel in my belly the hollowness as the big drums go by, and I smile and shrug and say, Who needs games? Who wants parades? The world seems to be masses of smiling people who hug each other and sway back and forth in front of a fire and sing old songs and laugh into each others faces, and truth and trust. And I kneel at the edge of the woods, too far to feel the heat of the fire. Everything seems to come to me in some kind of secondhand way which I cannot describe. Am I not meat and tears, bone and fears, just as they? Yet when most deeply touched, I seem, too often, to respond with smirk or sneer, another page in my immense catalog of remorses. I seem forever on the edge of expressing the inexpressible, touching what has never been touched, but I cannot reach through the veil of apartness. I am living without being truly alive. I can love without loving. When I am in the midst of friends, when there is laughter, closeness, empathy, warmth, sometimes I can look at myself from a little way off and think that they do no really know who is with them there, what strangeness is there beside them, trying to be something else.

  -John D. McDonald, from "The Scarlet Ruse"

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." - Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

“An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.” G.K. Chesterson (1874-1936)

"I would like to be able to admire a man’s opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me."
- Frank A. Clark

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
- Orson Welles (1915-1985)

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
- Abraham Maslow (1908-1970)

"I am become death, shatterer of worlds."
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing the Bhagavadgita, about witnessing the world’s first nuclear explosion)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die. -

Roy Baty, "Bladerunner"

I know what you're thinking... Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement. This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?

Dirty Harry

It's a hell of a thing killing a man... You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna' have.

Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"Yes, I do."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too."

When Harry Met Sally

Their laughter dies out all over the world. They know. They laugh at the law. The rich ones who buy it and twist it to their whims. The other ones, who have nothing to lose, who don't care about themselves, or other people. All those who think they're above the law, or outside it, or beyond it. They know all the law is good for is to keep good people in line. And they all laugh. They laugh at the law. But they don't laugh at me. - The Punisher

Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed.

Now the politicains are sayin' "Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancilliary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and fuckin' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State....

so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President.

Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting

Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison