This 'ere thread be for random quotes, ya see? If you post, you must include a quote somewhere. like this
or this:
Just some thing I gota say... YEAH I"M AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE, IN YOUR FACE @#^%&*@.
Moving on.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but with all that corosive acid your going to have to make lots of trips to the dentist" - The stupid health nut Hippie down the streat.
" Dad what is like to be in love" - Son " It feals like you have butterflies in your stomach" - Father "Odd, thats how I feel before I throw up" - Son.
"Marrage is a lot like a slushy. In the beging your sipping it and your like, hey this is pretty good. After a while you start going, Ow,Ow,Ow, why did I do this" - Walter, and if you don't know who I'm talkin about your a Commy.
" 90% of questions you can answer your self" - ?
A note on that on.
"One more thing, How do i know if i'm Jewish?" - Jilian "Are You Jewish?" - Brian "No" - Jilian "There you go champ" - Brian
"Marriage has three rings. in this order, they are: the engagement ring. the wedding ring. and the suffering."
-not me
"ever hear just how screwed we are? our sun is SOL. literally. it is named Sol (said like "soul"). the same acronym used for Shit outta luck."
-me
"Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing."
-Optimus Prime
That's from the Transformers 2 trailer you linked to on your post! Yeah, I'm watching you.
Samurye.
"War. War never changes."-Narrator, Fallout
"The cake is a lie!"-Graffiti, Portal
"Times of war are upon us!"-Kol Battleship captain
"And the salad is the truth!" -Me
And I'm filing a restraining order.
Then other people will watch you. You can't hide from the Iluminati. We see all.
Samuyre.
"Kill your enemies. Kill your friends' enemies. Kill your friends."
-Halo 3, Slayer
"GET UP SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!!!!"
Marine, Halo
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'"
Don't know who said it, but it's so true.
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No - have you?
Aliens
"You heard kermit the frog died right? I heard he caught swine flu from eating Ms. Piggy"
My dad
Keyes: Friend of yours? [referring to dead Elite on ground]Mendez: No, we just met.
"Yes, it's an honor to die for your country, but save that for the slob you're shooting at"
I think Eisenhower said it but I am not sure.
"I know that life isn't fair, but why is it never unfair in my favor?"
-Calvin
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said; Let there be light!
There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better
- Ellen DeGeneres
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. (he carves a "V" into a sign) The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.Evey: Are you like a crazy person?V: I'm quite sure they will say so.
From V for Vendetta
There are 55 Vs in this paragraph, where the number 5 represents anarchy, and the letter V is the symbol for anarchy upside-down. You may also notice that he uses 5 knives to kill the guards during the hijack of the broadcast station.
I don't have any external quotes. Do evaluations of quotes count?
The Undying.
I suppose...
but wikiquote.org is a good place for them.
[note: the names have been changed to protect the innocent]Dave: We live in America, so we speak American!
paige: We speak English and we don't live in England!
blonde girl: Just because someone lives in China, it doesn't mean they speak Chinese!
"If olive oil is made of olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables...then what is baby oil made of?"
-???
Napalm.
"no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country" General GS Patton
"i came here to bury Caesar, not to praise him. the evil that men do lives after them the good oft intered with there bones. so let it be with Caesar" Mark Antony.
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