Quoting Samurye, reply 14Can I have a space cookie? Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15Yes you can!I will give you 5 giant space cookies.........if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameQuoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 20Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 21Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 20Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookieQuoting Samurye, reply 22Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies.... Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 24I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha! Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 25Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah-TheDarth
Quoting Samurye, reply 1Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 25Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah-TheDarthAh, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*hehehe-TheDarthQuoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*hehehe-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 3I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.* Samurye.Quoting Samurye, reply 3I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 4*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*hehehehebtw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 5The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 6*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 7That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 8U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.Quoting Samurye, reply 9Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander. Samurye.Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 10This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show. Continue on...Quoting Samurye, reply 11If this is our show then it is time to say:THE END. FOR NOW Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 12Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show. Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 13Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack! Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 14There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.Cheer and a Happy Christmas you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 15Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!Anyway back to the show.*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*We will be back after this comercial break. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 16And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.-TheDarthQuoting ravok2789, reply 17lol this show is amusingQuoting Samurye, reply 18I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!Samurye.Quoting noobsauce94, reply 19can I make a special guest appearance? p.s: this show is brought to you by:Noob Co. NOOBSAUCE! Bring the saucey noob out of you!...We are Noob Co: making Noobsauce for over 14,000,000,000,000 yearsQuoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 20*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.**I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 21You cannot stop me.*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!Samurye.Quoting noobsauce94, reply 22Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty..."ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23OMG you read mind almost completely correct Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with*You've got mail: From: TheDarth You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.End of Messages* *Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*-TheDarth ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.Quoting Samurye, reply 24Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja. Samurye.Quoting ravok2789, reply 25 i hope this goes 2 1 of u
Quoting ravok2789, reply 1ow it didnt Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxyhehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*-TheDarthQuoting GoaFan77, reply 3Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys. Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme. Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) JkQuoting Samurye, reply 4Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 5*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) JkYou have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh**uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 6My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.* Samurye.
Hmm... so this is what would have happened...
End simulation.
*Orodum appears back in Korigul command chair*
Tell the techies that they are probably going to have to rethink the weapon. ensure that it doesn't affect stars.
Yes, Admiral.
*Darth Caedus takes his flagships Defiances' Aura and Xinouq Destiny, to travel and find a new colanizeable sector. He leaves all of his othere ships and the other two flagships at ET destroyed home planet.*
Darth Caedus - "Im leaving now in serach of a new home for these people."
Darth Caitheus- "Cya later"
"hmm who this is quick, two nice planets orbiting a purple star this a nice place this will be our first colonizing efforts"
*Sends signal to main fleet to activate hyperdrive to my location*
There is just one more thing where in the flipping hell is EvilTesla-RG
-TheDarth
*Darth Caedus thought for a moments while.*
*!!*
"Oh yeah EviltTesla is in a holding cell within Defiances' Aura, but where there are so many holding cells. Anyways where is the real person."
This thread is pointless and immature.
*The Avatar battlecruiser gates into the mainstream sector.*
The Undying: "Woohoo, I finally managed to defeat the Gorgath! But I unintentionally opened a gaping hole in reality when I gated in. I have just enough time to lecture everyone on the 'Inter-reality Law' document I was inventing;
The Undying.
what are you talking about? This is just something we choose to do, because it's fun. we make up stories, and that's it. it's not like we are insulting anyone, so how is this immature?
What a moron.
Use of WMDs in a warzone for personal or idealistic gains are totally forbidden. No individual may use them to destroy a planet, solar system, galaxy, universe or other object in space to achieve a victory in war, civil conflict, personal feud or such like. [/quote] Does that include using 25 trillion eclipse on one target? Darth Caedus Morgan is the most awesomestest Sith Lord who ever lived. Accept no substitute. YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![quote who="The_Undying" reply="7" id="2033484"]Quoting Emperor_Seth, reply 4This thread is pointless and immature. What a moron.The Undying.
Does that include using 25 trillion eclipse on one target?
YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![quote who="The_Undying" reply="7" id="2033484"]Quoting Emperor_Seth, reply 4This thread is pointless and immature.
What a moron.The Undying.
You got that right, we are just having fun being sarcastic, be silly and putting up a show that many people enjoy.
I have my reasons.
And, you found out why we do this soon because you will get bored on the forums some time and want to be funny and sarcastic and the only place to do it is here without being insulted for being sarcastic.
This is the most confusing organisation of quotes and subquoutes I've ever seen. Unfortunately the formatting changed when I quoted this.
Oh yeah? Go ahead and list them.
kee-chow
Yes.
so people should trust you?
"here, put this on."
"why?"
"I have my reasons."
"okay"
"now walk into that building over there and push this button"
"You'll get 72 virgins."
"How do you know?"
"I have my reasons"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Just forget it.
wtf
The poit of the thread is to be pointless, however, if the point of the theread is pointlesness then it has a poits and is therefore not pointless. Everyone needs to be immature sometimes.
Anyway, I have subdued Galz. And beaten most of the Imperial Campaign on Red Alert 3. Hehe....
"A Ninja Appears!" Good quote....
Samurye.
I found another Ninja joke but I doubt it's Impulse-friendly, if you know what I mean. I'll put up some other funny images if you don't mind.
Those pictures are awesome !
General-JWJ
sooooo...... does saving your own skin count as personal gain?
and what about a bunch of Weapons of Small Destruction?
I think I can answer the first question, yes I think you can, because you got a definate reason not a personal motive,
The second question I dont know.
The funny though one single eclipse is not really a wmd, they maybe able destoy same sized ship in one shot and severyly damage an area of the planet, anihilate a moon severly or destroy it. But combining 25 trillion make them wmd's, for me I would not eliminate all wmd's, I would eliminate one that are death star like, destroy planets or stars. Oh wait a moment my special carrier ain't a wmd at all.
Here's the link to the error message generator I used: http://faded.havocaos.com/error/default.aspx - have fun!
Yes, you can do that, because a bunch of WSDs cannot physically reach the magnitude of a WMD.
How do i insert an image in there ? i tried copy/paste and the insert image option but it wont work ...
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