*Orodum sits in fighter, phased out, except for cameras, watching and laughing at the antics*

Ah, I guess I'll have to get a fighter from my personal hangar. *Orodum disappears, jumping through phase space back to his secret base, and jumps back in the Korigul.  trailing behind it comes the Kortul Armada, or at least what it is now, after it disappeared in the Core Worlds.*

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!  And my power is unmatched!

*Tiraskus jumps to Tesla's flagship, disables all power, and boards.  Everyone onboard is driven insane and killed by gray shapes moving too fast to see*

Okay, if he wants to use alternate dimensions, than let's use alternate dimensions.  Prepare to activate Tachyon drive.  Activate Omega 13!

"Aye, sir.  Omega 13 activated and running at full power.  Taking effect in 3...2...1... mark!"

*a large swirling vortex appears beneath the battle, sucking everything in.  The more the ships fight it, the more they are pulled in, letting nothing escape.  The Kortul Armada moves into the event horizon*

*nothing in the ships work in other dimension, except for Kortul Armada ships, whose systems have a back-up drive, as the laws of physics change*

Even with Half of my Fleet, I am still inconquerable!!  raise shields, activate point defense and Metal Storm.  Load Type 42 Torpedoes and prepare to fire!.

*No missiles touch remaing ships, and all explode before coming close to them*

Fie-uh ze missiles!

Weapons officer: Missiles away. Impact!

*All hostile ships swalloed by bright light, and half of each ship is dropped into an artificial wormhole, which immediatly collapses, severing the ships in two*

How's the Threat Board?

Sensors Officer: All Targets have been successfully destroyed.  all sensors read are half-ships from the missile strike.  We are clear.

Power up the ASTMD.  Put up a time-freeze shield around the ship.

Noobsauce! Bring back Orodum! *Samurye rallys his ninjas and charges EvilTelsa's fleet.*

Samurye.

hmmm........

Compromise. I'll bring back orodum under two condtions.

1) the last post never existed

2) no "dream" posts are allowed, as teh last post was a dream, or hologram....

I know i have used this trick too, but it ruins the fun, as anyone can claim that anyone else is dreaming, see what I am saying?

Or, are you all going to play it safe and leave me dead?

alright, those two posts don't exist.

lol, but the GUIDE mark 2 has Lore behind it!!!!

It was from the last book in the Hitchikers series....as most my technoligy is.

Alright, here we go again..... I am afraid we scared Samuri and the Darth, and the Noob off.

*EvilTesla Groggily wakes up*

What happend

He jumped you sir.

So I take it that I have been clonned again by the stollen Magrathean Technoligy?

Yes sir.

Is the intire fleet re-clonned?

Yes sir.

Hmm....he is getting far to dangerous, If this next tactic doesn't work, we may have to launch our ancheint fleet.

OUR ANCHENT FLEET SIR!?!? We havn't had to launch that since we foought those wiered Energy thing......

Alright, here is what we will do, first, activate the Somebody-esles-problem-drive around our intire home sollar system, then, begin retrofitting the Stollen Vogon Weaponry to the Novalith cannon.

Yes sir

four small ships jump out of hyperspace in front of Orodums defense

They activate a somebody-elses-problem-drive around thier ships

Orodum- ha ha, they are walking right into my trap. This should be easy, thier are only four of them, and they are only slightly bigger than fighters!!   GUNNER!! fire on the ships.

Gunner- what ships sir?

Orodum- those four fighters that just jumped in just now!

Gunner- oh, those, sorry sir, but thier not my problem.

Orodum- WHAT???

Fighters, which have wormholes in side of them, begin to launch thousands of missiles. If the univers was a computer, it would be lagging. Each missile ALSO has a Somebody-elses-problem drive.

Orodum-First in command, why aren't our shields up??

F.I.C.-Beats me, its not my problem

Orodum-GRAAA!!! is anyone going to do anything?

at this time, the intire bridge crew stand up and leaves

crew member-sir, we decided that none of this is our problem, so we are going to go have some tea. would you like to come with us?

Orodum jump to the consol, but it is too late. Thousands of missiles are already tearing the defenses and ships apart.

Orodum barly gets to a life pod in time.

*Noobsauce revives orodum on my main Flagship "Obsidian"*

Noob's fleet, no matter how massive Evil testla's fleet is, is 4x larger, complete with frigates, cruisers, battlecruisers, battleships, carriers, 210+ sub-capital ships, 75+ capital ships, and the three main flagships, the "Obsidian" being the biggest. The "Quantos" is a ship built around a massive coil gun, the same gun that destroyed Testla's original Homeworld. the "Aquina" is a supermassive moving shipyard, constantly spitting out ship-after-ship. Finally, the "Obsidian" is the most deadly and most armored warship in the UGA Navy. Armed with the biggest particle cannon in all known empires and a shipyard in one arm, the Obsidian can open it's arms and reveal two planetary bombardment cannons, and a railgun in the center of the flagship, or "Axle".

*Noob orders all sniper cruisers, LRM cruisers, and main cannons, including Quantos' Coil gun and the Obsidian's Particle cannon, to aim at the entire Testlan fleet. within seconds the testlan fleet was reduced to only Debris, escape pods, and fleeing cruisers and strike craft, some of which blow up when activating their engines.*

"Now, all shield drones, form up in front of the fleet! i don't want any suprises! Launch all fighters! Transport Lieutennant, send Orodum to Samureye's Ninja fleet!"

"Aye-aye, sir!"

"..and that was just a taste of what my fleet can dish out. You want war? You got it..."

Okay, I've been wondering, Just how big is our Fanbase? If you read this post Please post so that I can count you.

Why don't you just Ninja them?

*Samurye an the Ninja Fleet arrive and begin decimating EvilTelsa's fleet. Then, suddenly a roar is heard. The Ninja fleet crews look back, and their faces drain of color. Samurye sammers:The_Undying, Its-its-its GALZ! From the Digi*con wars thread! HE'S BACK!!!!*

Samurye.

We have more fans than even Einstein could estimate. Count me in, but I'm more of a leader than a fan, I digress. I also wanted to inform you that Fujuki may be joining the FN soon.

I sealed the thread with arcane runes, how the hell did he get out? Unfortunately, I can't help because the Gorgath is hammering us like an inquisitive child with a lego man.

Umm... DON'T DO THAT!!! We don't want him to assimilate the Frog!!!

Samurye.