Quoting Samurye, reply 14Can I have a space cookie? Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15Yes you can!I will give you 5 giant space cookies.........if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameQuoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 20Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 21Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 20Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookieQuoting Samurye, reply 22Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies.... Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 24I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha! Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 25Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah-TheDarth
Quoting Samurye, reply 1Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 25Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah-TheDarthAh, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*hehehe-TheDarthQuoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*hehehe-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 3I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.* Samurye.Quoting Samurye, reply 3I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 4*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*hehehehebtw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 5The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 6*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 7That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 8U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.Quoting Samurye, reply 9Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander. Samurye.Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 10This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show. Continue on...Quoting Samurye, reply 11If this is our show then it is time to say:THE END. FOR NOW Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 12Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show. Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 13Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack! Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 14There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.Cheer and a Happy Christmas you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 15Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!Anyway back to the show.*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*We will be back after this comercial break. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 16And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.-TheDarthQuoting ravok2789, reply 17lol this show is amusingQuoting Samurye, reply 18I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!Samurye.Quoting noobsauce94, reply 19can I make a special guest appearance? p.s: this show is brought to you by:Noob Co. NOOBSAUCE! Bring the saucey noob out of you!...We are Noob Co: making Noobsauce for over 14,000,000,000,000 yearsQuoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 20*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.**I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 21You cannot stop me.*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!Samurye.Quoting noobsauce94, reply 22Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty..."ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23OMG you read mind almost completely correct Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with*You've got mail: From: TheDarth You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.End of Messages* *Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*-TheDarth ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.Quoting Samurye, reply 24Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja. Samurye.Quoting ravok2789, reply 25 i hope this goes 2 1 of u
Quoting ravok2789, reply 1ow it didnt Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxyhehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*-TheDarthQuoting GoaFan77, reply 3Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys. Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme. Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) JkQuoting Samurye, reply 4Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 5*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) JkYou have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh**uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 6My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.* Samurye.
Traducteurs universels ont sentiments aussi, vous le savez.
Les ardeurs éternelles.
Il faudrait mieux étudier ton français que ça, même moi j'ai du relire plusieurs fois pour comprendre.
Tu pourrait même pas commander des frites dans un Mcdonalds avec une grammaire pareille
traducteur + dictionnaire pas de poche :
General-JWJ
Vous êtes toujours un megalomaniac aliéné qui a l'intention de détruire le monde ? Je déteste les personnes, ils ne considèrent qu'ils vont faire après qu'ils détruisent le monde.
« Je veux que [traduction]... une boulette de plus, les burgers, je n'a pas pu donner un Merde... Oui, me donner quelques frites trop... ce que?? Pourquoi voudrait-il un missile nucléaire ?
Si vous êtes jamais en vacances au Japon, ne dis pas cela :
外観、ミサイル!
les ardeurs éternelles.
I like lemon pie.
Samurye.
*Noobsauce sends a written declaration of war upon everyone who posts/has posted on this fourm. The Darth and Samureye Show sparks the Great Post Wars!*
*Noobsauce declares DEFCON 1, and launches all 23,574 MIRV-ICBMs at all enemy's of the United Continental Federation, calling on his country's air and naval forces to blockade the coastline!*
-Da War Noob!
"Houston, we have a problem. Over""Go ahead, ST-4. Over""I think China is preparing for war. Over""Why's that ST-4. Over""Yeah, they just built a massive wall across their entire country, blocking out Mongolia. It's so huge I can see it from space. Over""We're getting a picture now and... Oh my ****ing God, it's huge! Over""What's our course of action, Houston? Over""Well, I've been given standing orders from the President to blast the crap out of the Chinese if they try anything, so... we're sending you a nuclear warhead. Over""Houston, there's a large rocket flying straight at us. It's moving at attack speed. It's coming from your location...? What should we do? Over""Don't worry ST-4, that warhead should be arriving pretty soon. When you get hold of it, I want you to fire it directly at the head of the Chinese President using our new 889-HY missile locking system. Over""We copy, Houston. Over and out"
"Houston, that rocket is looking pretty big right now and it's not slowing down. Over""Don't worry, ST-4. It's nothing major but the nuke is an older model so we can't stop it. Over""You can't stop it?""That's right ST-4, we can't stop it. Over""Well... what do we do?""You don't do anything. When it hits your hull... er... we hadn't planned on your survival, so those suicide pills will start to look mighty pretty. Over""What the **** are you talkin' about?! We're goin' to be blown to hell!!""<sniggering>""****ing ****. We're all gonna die!!!!""...ok, we have a new plan for your survival. Over""...yes""Wait, that was the survival plan for submariners in the event of a massive hull breach... just let me find it... nope, it's gone, sorry. Over"
Continue the story!!
"I hate you! We're about to be blown to kingdom come, and you're sitting there teasing us!""ST-4, the survival plan for a massive submarine hull breach is to run as far from the hole as possible. You can try it if you like, over.""Houston, I hope our fallout kills you!""Roger that ST-4. Appropriate precautions have been taken against this scenario, over.""... I'm going to radio the Chinese and tell them you launched a nuke at them!""Come again, ST-4?""I'm gonna take the whole **** world with me, and that includes you, you little-""ST-4, such actions are inadvisable, over.""You're gonna be blown to hell like us! You and all the rest of your-""ST-4, the missile is unarmed, over.""What!?""The missile is unarmed. This is merely an experiment on mental stability under pressure, don't do anything stupid, over!""Like hell it is! You just don't want me to call the Chinese and have them blast your sorry-""ST-4! For God's sake, the missile isn't armed!""I can't hear you, la la la la laaaa..."Continue the story!!
"ST-4, we have you on visual and I recommend you don't touch that blatantly obvious big red button. Over"
"What, the emergency space-to-planet death ray? Screw you, this is my satellite. Over"
"No it's not, It's government property, so if you have your finger on the button, we're gonna shoot you down... at an excessively huge bill for us but we can just bill NASA. Over"
"I'm tired of people saying I have my finger on the button. I have my foot on the button. It's funnier that way. Over"
"Calm down or we will use a real nuclear missile. Over"
"I just started to wonder why we have a space-to-planet death ray onboard... but I honestly don't care"
"We put it there because Ronald Reagan wanted something to cook his food with. He said that non-lethal kitchen appliances like microwaves just couldn't cut it. Over"
"Ha ha, that guy was such a jackass. He tried to build lightsabers in space to shoot down Soviet missiles. Over"
"Y'know, I can't remember what we were talking about. I think it was something about a giant wall in China. God I'm trippy right now. Over"
"You think you're high, man? You should come up here. My spinal fluid is going backwards from the inertia... hey look, a big red button! Over"
"What does it say? Over"
"It says 'do not push after 1991'. Over"
"Err, I flunked English... like, totally... so go ahead and push it. Over"
"Ok, here goes..."
Continue the story!! Or create a new post, whichever is best.
ENDING #1:
* a giant laser shoots from the space-to-planet death ray and creates an explosion that sweeps across China's eastern coast, covering 85% of China, North and South Korea, and Japan*
"Uhhhh.....Oh, SH******T....!"
"Massive tremor detected at Huston!"
"ST-4, what the f*ck did you do!?"
"Pressed a big red button...why?"
"SH*T! you fired the space-to-planet death ray! You idiot!!"
"well...I'm sure they were going to do something to us sooner or lat-"
"YOU JUST BLEW UP MORE THAN HALF OF ASIA AND COMPLETLY F*CKED UP OUR ENVIORNMENT!!!"
"Hey, dude, one: it was not my dumb*ss idea to install a f*cking death ray on this ship. Two: our enviornment was already halfway to hell. Three: you gave me direct order from the F*CKING president himself to nuke them. This at least ensures they won't fire back..."
"oh. Well, since you put it that way, i'm sure that we are justified. if anyone wants to blame us, we tell 'em to go to the president."
"I dunno...I kinda liked Japan..."
"sh*t, you're right...ahhhrrrrggg....f*ck..."
"meh, at least now we took both spots for most advanced AND overall powerful country in the world!"
"OH YEAH! GO AMERICA FOR THE WIN! WOOT!"
"PARTY AT HUSTON! YEAH!"
-Huston, we have a Noob, over.
*Ahem* this is OUR thread.
*Samurye flys to Darth's ship and begins shooting it with thermonuclear missles to destroy it.*
* Teljkon Vagabond auto defense systems come online and asorb Samurye's weapon fire, then fires "Mace attack" which engulfs Samurye's ships with a giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga gigagiga giga giga laser beams which lasted ofr 13 straight minutes, it destoyes Samurye's ships, and for some reason telaports him to another galaxy, but does not kill him, ain't that kinda annoying*
-TheDarth
Your stories are old.
And your interference is annoying.
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
That should keep REPO away for a while.
*Samurye morphs into a microorganism and sneaks into Darth's food and poisons him.* "You have 0.5 seconds to live."
Don't panic! I have a cure: the microorganism relies on extreme pain to kill it's vicitims - the pain will completely fry your nervous system with electrical signals. Smoking more-than-lethal amounts of pot should negate the pain since you'll be so dizzy that you'll forget you're a human.
The Undying.
Dude Samurye you think I am that dumb, I would of sensed that, *The foce automaticly wipes out microorganism and still takes lethat amounts of pot for the fun*
Ah, but if you intake lethal amounts you would die. If you did not die that would mean that you did not use lethal amounts.
But how do you know he's dead? He'll probably post in shortly.
p.s. it's about time Darth joined our order
Yes Darth, join us and together we can rule the galaxy.
P.S. He could be posting from the netherworld of the force.
I have not died yet, might as well join you if I cant kill you and you cant kill me, I know about Kyogre desire to blow up earth
Great, we'll always have a place open for you. There is one downside: there's a hell of a lot more backstabbing between members of the FN than you're subject to at the moment e.g. Samurye will probably try to poison you again AND launch a coup d'etat on your Dojo at the same time. Meanwhile, I'll probably ambush Samurye aboard his private jet with a team of ninjas AND launch a nuclear strike on his house - also at the same time. Then I'll start a ninja party to celebrate his decapitation while I sneak off with one of the female ninjas...
I would never poison Darth! Well, okay, sure I just tried to kill him as a microorganism but that is behind us now!
Anyway, you are not a master ninja yet The_Undying. Your ambush would have failed miserably, but I wanted to test your power and so let you kill me. I then regenerated and joined the ninja party. Since the female ninja didn't try to annihalate you she must not be a Flaming Ninja. But that means that she is a spy! Thank you The_Undying, you just exposed a spy!
*Samurye kills the spy with a shruiken thrown into her back and congradulates The_Undying, rewarding him by giving him the chance to make one wish which will be granted unconditionally with no limitations.*
Bring her back, man, you like totally crashed the party. You can't just kill her on the spot. She was obviously a Flaming Ninja because she had the FN symbol tattoed all over her... er... arm. She had a sister though, which isn't so bad, although she has the words 'TRAITOR' tattoed all over her... er... stomach.
I did kill her on the spot. It is good that you told me about her sister though. I will have her assasinated. Make your wish! (If you wish to bring that one spy back, don't. I'll just have to kill her again.)
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