Quoting Samurye, reply 14Can I have a space cookie? Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15Yes you can!I will give you 5 giant space cookies.........if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameQuoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 20Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 21Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 20Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookieQuoting Samurye, reply 22Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies.... Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 24I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha! Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 25Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah-TheDarth
Quoting Samurye, reply 1Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 25Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah-TheDarthAh, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*hehehe-TheDarthQuoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*hehehe-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 3I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.* Samurye.Quoting Samurye, reply 3I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 4*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*hehehehebtw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 5The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 6*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 7That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 8U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.Quoting Samurye, reply 9Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander. Samurye.Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 10This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show. Continue on...Quoting Samurye, reply 11If this is our show then it is time to say:THE END. FOR NOW Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 12Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show. Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 13Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack! Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 14There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.Cheer and a Happy Christmas you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 15Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!Anyway back to the show.*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*We will be back after this comercial break. Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 16And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.-TheDarthQuoting ravok2789, reply 17lol this show is amusingQuoting Samurye, reply 18I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!Samurye.Quoting noobsauce94, reply 19can I make a special guest appearance? p.s: this show is brought to you by:Noob Co. NOOBSAUCE! Bring the saucey noob out of you!...We are Noob Co: making Noobsauce for over 14,000,000,000,000 yearsQuoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 20*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.**I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 21You cannot stop me.*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!Samurye.Quoting noobsauce94, reply 22Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty..."ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23OMG you read mind almost completely correct Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with*You've got mail: From: TheDarth You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.End of Messages* *Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*-TheDarth ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.Quoting Samurye, reply 24Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja. Samurye.Quoting ravok2789, reply 25 i hope this goes 2 1 of u
Quoting ravok2789, reply 1ow it didnt Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxyhehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*-TheDarthQuoting GoaFan77, reply 3Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys. Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme. Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) JkQuoting Samurye, reply 4Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.* Samurye.Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 5*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) JkYou have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh**uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha-TheDarthQuoting Samurye, reply 6My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.* Samurye.
Quoting Samurye, reply 14 Can I have a space cookie? Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15 Yes you can!I will give you 5 giant space cookies.........if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game Quoting Samurye, reply 17 Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19 Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.* Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 20 Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style). Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 21 Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 20Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 19Quoting Samurye, reply 17Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 15....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the gameOkay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front. Samurye. Got that.*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie Quoting Samurye, reply 22 Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies.... Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23 *Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 24 I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha! Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 25 Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah-TheDarth
Quoting Samurye, reply 1 Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 25Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah-TheDarthAh, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.* Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2 *Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*hehehe-TheDarth Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2 *Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*hehehe-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 3 I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.* Samurye. Quoting Samurye, reply 3 I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.* Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 4 *Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*hehehehebtw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 5 The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body. Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 6 *Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 7 That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing. Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 8 U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm. Quoting Samurye, reply 9 Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander. Samurye. Quoting TheSpydyr, reply 10 This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show. Continue on... Quoting Samurye, reply 11 If this is our show then it is time to say:THE END. FOR NOW Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 12 Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show. Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 13 Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack! Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 14 There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.Cheer and a Happy Christmas you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 15 Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!Anyway back to the show.*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*We will be back after this comercial break. Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 16 And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.-TheDarth Quoting ravok2789, reply 17 lol this show is amusing Quoting Samurye, reply 18 I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!Samurye. Quoting noobsauce94, reply 19 can I make a special guest appearance? p.s: this show is brought to you by:Noob Co. NOOBSAUCE! Bring the saucey noob out of you!...We are Noob Co: making Noobsauce for over 14,000,000,000,000 years Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 20 *Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.**I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 21 You cannot stop me.*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!Samurye. Quoting noobsauce94, reply 22 Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty..."ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show! Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23 OMG you read mind almost completely correct Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with*You've got mail: From: TheDarth You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.End of Messages* *Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*-TheDarth ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys. Quoting Samurye, reply 24 Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja. Samurye. Quoting ravok2789, reply 25 i hope this goes 2 1 of u
Quoting ravok2789, reply 1 ow it didnt Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 2 Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxyhehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*-TheDarth Quoting GoaFan77, reply 3 Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 23ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys. Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme. Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk Quoting Samurye, reply 4 Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.* Samurye. Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan, reply 5 *Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) JkYou have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh**uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha-TheDarth Quoting Samurye, reply 6 My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*
*pulls out a red 13 stranded lightwhip and a gold lightsaber and dive into the battle more epic than chuck Norris vs. Adam West saying: "My imagination on opponets strength only goes so far, is that every one is weak!" unleashes a force storm*
-TheDarth
I often wonder why I put up with society... sure, you can rant about all the gross human rights infringments of replacing the moon with an equally large machine gun and firing at the Microsoft HQ, but they're fascist, for god's sake!!
The Undying.
Woot, more ridiculous ninja versus starwars story.
*Samurye and Darth fight for a very long time. The fury of the battle begins to rip a hole in the fabric of reality, Soon to the horror of the fighters a rift to the DEMON PLANE opens, unleashing hordes of Devil Ninjas into the battlefield! Darth and Samurye are forced to put aside their conflict to fight these infernal monsters. Samurye manages to signal The_Undying: "Undying, I need Help! The Devil Ninjas have escaped the DEMON PLANE and are attacking Darth and I! Come help us immediately! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER!"*
Samurye.
*Uses force blast to nock back a 50' radius of demon ninjas and also signals The_Undying: "Yes we do need help, even though I am an all powerful sithlord, this is something hard to stand up against, We need your help Undying." Then uses secret force method that almost no knows, force illusionary wihch copies self into multiple images (as seen in StarWars Tyrant's Test) they can attack and defend, but do no damage, I create 51 illusion ary copies to hold my ground. We shall do our best to prevail even though we have hatred to each other.*
*The Undying suddenly appears in the middle of the battlefield via teleportation, following up with a massive shoulder-mounted death-cannon volley, then a particularly powerful spell. Unfortunately, the spell backfires meaning that The Undying has crushed his own fist by accident.*
*Unable to fight, The Undying decides to pass his ridiculously large fully automatic nuclear missile cluster launcher on to The Darth.*
This show is great
Not a ninja and not a sith = bystander
General-JWJ
Thank you The_Undying, with this weapon we can win the day! *Emboldend by this strike of good luck, Samurye pulls out his wakizashi and fights more fiercley than ever before. DarthCaedusMorgan fires nuclear missles charged with sith lightning at the attackers, anniahalating scores of devil ninjas. Samurye concentares and uses the weakness of the fabric of reality to his advantage, calling real Ninjas to the battlefield from higher planes, including his master. The newley arrived ninjas fight fiercely. Darth force pushes the devil ninjas away long evough for the ninjas to seal the rift to the DEMON PLANE, meaning that they now only have 10 billion devil ninjas to fight. Darth kills the remaining devil ninjas with his nuclear missle launcher and Samurye tearfully says goodbye to the ninjas as they ascend to higher planes, sealing he rift behind them. They also take Darth's Nuclear missle launcher.*
*The Undying miraculously recovers from his grievous injury and begins blasting the crap out of General JWJ together with his malicious paparazzi horde.*
By now you can probably tell I've lost interest in the desperate conflict between the Flaming Ninjas and the Devil Ninjas so I'm just going to begin an indiscriminate killing spree. Stop me when you think I've gone too far, if possible.
General-JWJ activates his maximum deadlock energy field and barely survives the onlsaught, as the full fury of The Undying, Samurye and DarthCaedusMorgan descends upon him, he is forced to activate his emergency temporal teleport, only to find that the damaged systems sent him to a random space-time location.
As he wakes up, he realizes he is in the middle of the tundra, and a terrible blizzard is icing him to the core, he swears for some time before promising to himself that he'd never interfere in the matters of people armed with nuclear weapons and supernatural powers again.
He then starts the long walk home ...
Before the good ninja's took the shoulder nuclear cluster launcher from me to a higher plane of existance. I fire one last cluster at General-JWJ and Samurye.
*Fires one nuclear cluster at General-JWJ and Samurye, ninja takes away cluster launcher into higher plane, then I use force illusionary arts to creat a copy of self and telaport to an unknown location to Samurye without anyone noticing, Samurye gets back to original conflict and pulls out a katana and slices at my illusionary copy only to discover that he was attacking thin air.*
*capture the Teljkon Vagabond and studies it, then releases it unharmed. Builds new flagship that is 10,000 times the size of it and 100,000 times more powerful.*
two things:
1) thanks for having me on the D&S show, and I enjoy the two of you beating the crap out of each other. Keep up the good work, and I might not have to interfere. when the show reaches it's climax, i might choose a side (or just continue watching)
2) this epic battle is brought to you by:
Noob Co. condoms! For noobs who decide to put on several on at once!
...We are Noob Co: making Noobsauce for over 14,000,000,000,000 years...
- Da businees noob
*Grabs a Wii controller and hacks it to control cyberspace, then maliciously releases TROGDOR into the world!
The might of the ninjas and Sith is nothing before the fearsome power of the BURNINATOR!!!
*TROGDOR flies in and pummels Samurye in the face with his Burly Fist of Doom, then uses him for the meat on a toasted Darth Caedus sandwhich*
Consider that a non-cannon spin-off.
Samurye
*Uses force reflect to reflect fire and fist of doom punch back at Trogdor, which kills him in one shot.*
OH MY GOD YES
Trodgor, unbeknownst to Darth Caedus, miraculously survives and crawls away into a cave to hide.
IQofSpam, disappointed at by Trogdor's defeat, uses his Wii controller to pull all of the Super Smash Bros. characters into the real world, hoping they can fare better. King Dedede summons half a million Goombas to join them in their fight, and they march off to avenge Trogdor. On the way, Mario teaches all of the Goombas how to shoot fireballs, overcoming his desire to jump on their heads.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world tries to figure out why their Super Smash games suddenly aren't displaying anything at the character selection screen.
GoaFan77 hacks inyo IQofSpam's Wii and gives him a virus that gives it the equivalent of a BSOD, forcing the SSBB characters to return to the game I was playing.
Please, let the founders manage this show people. Maybe if your nice they'll grant requests for guest appearances.
Hey, they nearly killed Trogdor though! You can't do that! Nooooooo!
I totally want to kick your butt in SSBB now.
I kick butt in that game like its second nature
*Uses force pulse to send back all SSBB characters to where they belong*
Wait, GoaFan already did that.
Unsere Konflikt hat brachte uns in ein quantum Universum, so das gleiche zweimal z.B. passieren kann, ein Feld öffnet dann wieder öffnet, ohne zuerst schließen. Es war nicht tatsächlich alle Ereignis, brachte uns in diesem Universum, und das liegt daran, dass... nun, ist dies ein quantum Universum...?
*Turns on the Universal Translator*
Say again?
Ons conflict ons heeft gebracht in een kwantum universum, naar dezelfde tweemaal bijvoorbeeld kan gebeuren, een veld vervolgens wordt geopend zonder eerste afsluiten geopend. Het was niet daadwerkelijk alle gebeurtenis, ons in deze wereld gebracht en dat is omdat... die nu is dit een kwantum universum...?
De Undying.
*Smacks the Universal Translator*
Piece of crap. Thank goodness for that extended warranty.
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