This is a game where one person writes a short part of a story and then a second person continues that story. There's no statistical limit to the length of each person's stroy section, but please don't write a whole novel on your own. I'll start us off:
I was walking across the landing and prepared to go down the stairs. Unfortunately, I tripped over a misplaced rifle and...
p.s. this is NOT an attempt to compete with the 5 letter sentence game (honestly I think it's a brilliant game). It's just another game to play.
Please put something else, that's a bit wrong.
...I once visited my Neighbour with an antique warhammer and smashed his brains out for raping my garden gnome. Once I realised what I had done, I walked back to my garage and came out later with a Panzer tank which I used to shell the crap out of his home. Soon after, I attempted an attack on...
Yeah, but your story is slightly sick. Why would you post that?! Honestly though, I'm not bothered. Post what you want.
*Sighs*
...my friend once banged a nail into my eye by accident. I started screaming as blood spurted everywhere, and my friend quickly called me an ambulance. I was on the floor by now, bleeding all over the cat while my friend kept shouting "You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!". Suddenly, the door burst open and...
....in bursts the ambulance officer......the kid ended up in a hospital bed...next to the woman who'd had her tit shot off.......while he was lying there recovering....he overheard the plastic surgeon at the bedside of the woman still unconscious from the surgery....saying how proud he was of the job he did restoring her breast...and even going to the trouble of hiring one of the tattoo artists from Miami Ink...to perfectly restore her tattoo to it's former glory......the woman awoke to a beaming plastic surgeon....who then held up a mirror for her to see.....the woman...opened her mouth and exclaimed "...................
...damn, is my boob that messed up? I thought there would at least be a few cuts and bruises but it looks like I stuffed a grenade in there... oh my god, my tatoo! It's back?! *turns to surgeon* I'll kill you, you crazy son of a beeyatch!!". She grabs hold of a nearby knife and totally screws his face up, causing the surgeon to break his back while falling, followed by crying his eyes out (literally). The kid takes an RPG from no-where, aims at the surgeon, but shoots himself in the foot by accident, causing an explosion of red fluid all over a conveniently placed cat. Following this, the bed the woman is lying on suddenly retracts and crushes her like 100 tomatoes in a... retractable bed.
In quick succession, the floor collapses into the ground as...
FYI you're supposed to write some continuation lines afterwards to continue the story.
..entire world... then, a huge army of sentient black holes emerge to challenge Hell in the Armaggedon, and a titanic battle of unknowable proportions ensues...
..DIES... then someone shouts "in your face, Bush!!" which is weird considering they're dead now...
and glad they didn't yell in her bush,Face!! Which might have made he try to slap you and hurt her newly healing tit onto which she could have just had a cover-up tattoo done instead of clawing herself for a decade and then blowing it off. Reminds me of the time my nuts itched and I......
... throwing shoes at politicians and presidents has become popular and now internationally recongnised sport. Those who seem to benifit most from this new sport seem to be those with steel capped boots, which have gained acceptance from the Olympic commitee responsible for selecting which politicians are to be the targets for the upcoming World Championships...
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