This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
Today? Only today
Me thinks it's all part of the mystique...
That depends, would you be wearing a bikini or a wetsuit?
Would that be Gregory Peck's or Patrick Stewart's version?
And... do you like curried cabbage flavour popcorn??
Would it help if you watched some reruns of the UK TV series, Long John Silver??
Better still, wot if I sent ye some instructional tapes???
Aye, today only, so get in quick... who wants to buy a pirate talk instructional tape???
Does it include an autograph
Do you want it to be a digital signature or one written in ink laced with aftershave?
lets say some of the time
I concur storm, and apparantly it's my turn today..... (had to coax and signed back in...lalala)
What would the aftershave be called Eau de Pirate. Sold.....
It is Eau de Pirate, but doesn't it concern you that it has a briny odour with a hint of fish??
Funny thing, mrs starkers still prefers it to Eau de Curried Cabbage... can you understand that?
Isn't the Eau de Curried Cabbage messy to apply?
OK, I would like to cancel my subscription to Eau de Pirate,,,,the fish thing
Eau de Curried Cabbage sounds very homie. I can understand that.
Can you seriously be saying that?
Uhmm, Yes
Not a consumer...
Wouldn't that depend if it's the concentrated one or the unrefined one with cabbage leaves still in it?
What if I had a special batch made up with curried cabbage instead of a whiff of fish??
Thing is, why were you seriously listening?
Would it help if each bottle came with an application brush?
Well... yer wouldn't wanna get it on your hands, would you?
Do you recommend it
Probably not, but what if I made up an extra whiffy batch to sell to bankers?
Shouldn't that be a fire hose and industrial grade detergent?
Well now there the possiblities are endless right
Yes, but is it enough to mask the stench of greed and corruption most... er, 99.99999% bankers reek of??
Do they reek before or after the screwing of the world
Is there a difference
Gregory Peck or Patrick Stewart...Hmmm...Gregory Peck. I like the classic version better. Patrick Stewart is okay but Gregory Peck waves his arms better after good ole Moby gets him all tangled up. Did you know the story was based on a real event
The Essex was the ship and cannibalism was the ending for many. Do you think they had a ball?
Weren't bankers born reeking.. like even before they filled their first diaper???
Could that have been because Gregory Peck had a smaller harpoon??
Dunno, the bigger question is what did they have for dessert???
Wow, glad I missed that boat...aren't you
Aye, me too, lass, tho I wunders wot us would o' found if'n we'd gone o'er thar n' scuttled it?
While we be on tha subject o' cannibalism, do anybudy know if'n Long John Silver's missin' leg wur tha result o' cannibalism among 'is crew???
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