This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
A very busy one?
A busy one indeed. But Sunday is a day of rest, am I right
Or was it an echo rebounding off your nick?
Anyway, 'tis good to see you back in here, bringing us some cheer and sassy questions.
And tittilating ans(w)ers to wile away the humdrums of a Monday morn
Welcoming back all the lost souls what got whomped by a passing starkerbark
Where in all likelyhood spinning cabbage heads are required to sign up on and along the dotted line lest their spin become monotonous
And a good Monday morning to all the folks at WC Curried Cabbage LLC, INK, INC, LTD, CORP and then some.
Do you really want to encourage my absence like that
Encourage your absence?? No, if I wanted to encourage your absence, don't you think I'd have tickled your toes to distract you instead?
I hadn't thought of that exactly, . But would you like to renew your lease? Darn there I go again....
Is that what hard work can do to one's brain
How did you know it was up for renewal soon... you bin peepin' o'er me shoulder agin???
Now is that right, blaming hard work for what is obviously WC lunacy at its best???
Now I'm bettin (and I'm not a betting girl) that would be real interestin' and Fun. How would you ever get me to leave
Excuse me...excuse me...I don't mind to insinuate...oh hell...yes I do. I'll bet you a nickle the lunacy is what draws everyone here. Don't rush to place your bets though...I have to go find the nickles to cover them. Lets see... how many I gonna need.....
Would I want you to leave? Thing is, do I have enough coffee?
Let's see, how many can you carry?
Well yer didn't think one bagful was gonna cover all the nutter wot come here, did ya?
You might want me to leave. But how much coffee do you drink starkers
Depends... would you complain that curried cabbage is the only thing on the menu?
How much can you pour... and how fast???
Why,are you enlisting new recruits for your starker barkers pirate ship
The only thing I drink that constant and fast is Coke. Classic that is.....
And if I was, would you sign on as a galley wench or an entertainment officer??
Or would that be as Cannoneer to give bankers a broadside?
Aye, juss fink wot us could do wiv all their booty???
When the CCWB StarkerBarker is officially launched make sure all hands report with flubber suits. And tell the Gunnies to keep practicing. Booty call is 9 a.m. sharp! Now..where'd I put those banker hostages??
Would following the money trail help locate them?
*you know, tha stuiff wott falled out thur pockets while being 'anged upside down durin' transport t' tha brig*
Well considering everything I'd probably be the madam, i.e. entertainment officer.
AARRGG Broadside bankers and give them some of my own cannons, how's that sound
Now that thar begs tha questyun... if'n ye wos "ie, entertainment officer" would us e'er git out o' port? Like, mightn't tha swabs git too ex'austed t' hoist tha sails frum all them thar below deck cabarets?
Sounds good t' me... but would ye load yer cannonballs wiv curried cabbage gas... t' be sure ye gits tha ones tha shrapnel misses?
For sure the ship would set to the seas. No one allowed unless on day off. It's not for money it's for the greater good of all, morale, Do I hear aye
Aye, ye 'ears AYE orright... if'n it be fer morale, but don't ye fink that ye oughter take sum booty off them thar swabs so's 'em don't spend all thur money n' git drunk on rum???
I mean, wot would us do wiv all them drunken sailors... not only would they 'ave brewers droop, wouldnt tha sails 'd 'ave it too... cos them 'd be too drunk ta 'oist 'em?
Capn' can't expect a lone entertainment officer to babysit sum drunken to be sailors 24/7 now would you And as far as bountiful, Orrigght then some kinda levi will be examined..
A lone entertainment occifer??? Wouldn' ye git a bunch o' wenches t' do that fer 'e... while yer sits by tha pool sippin' pina coladas? I mean, that's what bein' tha occifer in charge be all about, isn't it?
That was my plan. If I may be so bold, what's yours
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