This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
Isn't that a 'Clintonism"?
Didn't they stay put... so we'd know wher e to find 'em"
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, isn't it?
Unless its Cuban?
And if Bill Clinton did not, I repeat, did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, what did he have?
And just what was that stain?
what do they claim it is?
That stain was the frosting on the cake!
Didn't you hear that Clinton sneezed while eating a cream donut, and his dentures made it?
Thing is, do we believe that?
Personally, I think is was something else.... something suggestive of navy and 'sailors', what say you?
Are you trying to say Clinton had his cake and ate it too, using an analogy??
Or put another way, he was playing hide the sausage but not making sausage rolls?
His cake wasn't the only thing he ate, was it?
Crow, wasn't it?
Another Clintonism......"It depends on what your definition of IS is..."
He had his version of a vanilla slurpee. The slob!
Would that be considered 'point blank' range?
Now you wouldn't be suggesting Bill fires blanks, would yer?
And if so, was Chelsea named so because she was conceived at the renowned flower show amongst the tulips.
Hmmmm, maybe that's why Tiny Tim tiptoed a lot?
How come I gotta answer my own question(s) with a question???
Like, is there a question holiday I don't know about??
If so, why wasn't I told?
But more importantly, in these hard economic times, what are you people doiing taking the day off?
Because you got there first
It's called un-questionaphobicolonoscopicallyappersdolikamitism
Because you got there after the fact
I dunno
How do you know I was here first? Others may have been here but didn't say anything because they thought our hearing aids were turned off, perhaps?
Is that anything like spending Lent in hospital awaiting surgery to have questions removed because you accidentally swallowed them???
Ah, but what if I was here before the fact but had to take a toilet break just prior to the announcement?
So if you dunno, who's gonna tell me so we both know??
More importantly, however, wouldn't there have been some kind of impropriety going on if you took a holiday day off but didn't know what the holidat was about/for?
Words too big for mine face and they come out funny
Holidays come in surprise packages when you least expect it
Entering after the fact is the same as coming before it becomes after
Like leaving unsaid what was undone yesterday because you dunno what it was to begin with
I am not on vacation
I'm answerin' my own questions
Bad enough I talk to myself normally now I gots to do it here
This is absolutely out-ragee-ass.
KABLAAAMM!!!
I sent you a Brooklyn Bark. How's that grab ya
If you were on vacation, don't you think you'd have a drink with an umbrella in it?
Did you know that answering your own questions is the second sign of madness?
That talking to yourself is the first, but do you have the third sign as well... arguing back??
Ever have a Brooklyn Bark singe your short n' curlies?
no can't say that i have
have you? of course you have
And do you have the fourth sign of madness Getting an answer
An why is answer spelled with a double-u It's not pronounced ans-swer.
I take out the umbrella 'cause it gets stuck on the way down.
Ever have one melt the asphalt under your sneakers and fuse them together
At the same frying an egg on the sidewalk as it passes over
Aw c'mon, do you really expect us to believe that you never ever peeled off a scorcher???
Perhaps... but more importantly, is putting me back in the spotlight to draw attention way from your own bottom bellringers?
Have you been eavesdropping again?
Would it have been better if they had decided to spell it with a U instead... ansuer???
Would this be a question based on personal experience, given your recent indulgences at Burger King?
Belly bombers and tummy rumblers aside
Getting first to the coffee before it gets so old it gets up and walks away
Based on personal experience That would have been true were it White Castle. Now there was a brain fart in the makng. Thinking of going there after tossing back an ale or two or three
Very colorful leavings as everyone upchucks who they had for dinner...breakfast...lunch...in the backyard...in the kitchen... in the bath...on the dining room table...in the foyer. A lot of stuff at them all night wing dings back in the day eh what
Like, how can you put those aside when they start inside and eventually force their odious and toxic way outside?
Or would that be getting there before they're down to the dregs, where lumps and other anomolies are found?
Cos an ale or six or twelve would make the walk around the corner decidedly more difficult?
Back in the day, weren't those wing-dings called dru-morgies... cos of all the sex, drugs and rock n' roll???
... on the outside to wreck havoc on the masses
...where the dregs are up and running for cover 'cause the barks are loose
...difficulty cornering 'cause even the straightaways are bent
...and back in the day it was called sex, drugs and rock and roll 'cause dru-morgies hadn't been invented yet.
What's a dru-morgie
That's an orgy with drugs and music thrown in to compliment/enhance the sex.
Ever been to one???
I was on my way to one once, but I lost my way, didn't I, ended knocking on the wrong door and winding up at a Bible study instead.
Oh, and while I'm here, anyone else miss IROKONESS coming in here with her inimitable charm, sass and perceptive inquisitiveness?
And should we start a petition to get her to come back?
Question with a question isn't the same without her, is it?
Did I see someone mention my name? Been super busy, lease renewals,etc. Little time....But I do drop by everyday. Otherwise what kind of Wincustomize subscriber would I be
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