This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
You haven't heard of them? They're a heavy duty work boot with round-headed nails covering the soles from heel to toe. I remember them fron the UK when I was a kid... the sound was awesome when a few dozen workers were walking in unison into work places.
Nah, not really! I prefer a feather duster, don't you?
A duster for sure, everything else is way to heavy,right
Right, and don't those feathers feel so good when someone dusts your backside?
Backside or the bottom of...lends a whole new meaning to feathering. Don'tcha Think
Which ways more 1lbs. of feathers or 1lbs of backside
They weigh the same--a pound, right?
Right!!![e digicons]:karma:[/e] You get 3 Karma. Would you like to say something to the nice people
Um......hi...is that good
No MouseGoddess...they're not the same...one's full of tickles and the other one's just full of s**t.
3.5 Karma...[e digicons]:karma:[/e] [e digicons]:karma:[/e] [e digicons]:karma:[/e] point They don't have fractions. you don't have fractions...right? 'Cause...'cause if you did they'd be up there in the digicon's home...right
Right, no fractions smileys in the digicon home. And but of course I would use them. You would to, right
WOW! Thanks for the karma! You know, I almost put that it's still a pound, (or $1.66 in U.S. Dollars!)
I know, I'm goofy, right?
Wrong. Fun more like it. And a Winner to boot, Right
Wrong Nah...Fun Most assuredly...Goofy Maybe little...certainly no more than anyone else who lives here.
We am what we am. Right No no...Left No no no......The other Right, right
Or...it could be a Boot to Winner as opposed to Winner to Boot. Don't mind me.......I'm still wakin' up.
Boot might not be the appropriate word right now. Because I would rather use, getting a Kick out of it. Which I really did. Giving and Recieving are very popular time passers wouldn't you agree
I wish to parti...parti...take part in I can't say participate...it's too big for mine face and it comes out funny.
I'll give if you receive. This way we'll do the passers time by thingy together
How enchanting. But I'll raise a glass to you this eve. Cheers And who doesn't like weekends
Weekends were invented by a guy named Moshe Ickledonadunder who lived on the Isle of Shwartz circa 3 B.C.E. He loathed working seven days 29.56348 hours a day with no breaks. Sooooo...he took out his Quilted Northern (TM) quill pencil and several sheets of starkerbark...properly de-toxified, a very long and thoroughly involved process involving several decades, wrote a scathing if unscented letter to George W who lived on the other side of the world in his own little private garden of bullpatties insisting on two, count 'em two whole days off in seven to consist of not more than 23 hours and 56 minutes for the express purpose of doing not much of anything at all except sitting on the dock of the bay drinking coffee with a doobie in one hand and his favorite copy of stoned dinos inc. watching greenish/brown hazies float over the tinned archway overpass. Good story...huh
Dontcha just love stories with happy endings?
wouldnt you ?
Would've been even happier if Mr. Ickledonadunder had paid attention to the weather report. A nor'easter blew in over the weekend and swamped his bungalo. Now he's got to bail the thing out, find his stash, dry it out and hope the local yokels haven't discovered his back issues of Unstoned Turns. Now that would be disastrous. How would he ever get by without knowing who got Penelope K-Nickerbockers with child
couldnt he just check it out on the internet?
Or couldn't he just go ask Penelope K-Nickerbockers who did the delightful deed?
Isn't it always the butler
Yep, the butler, but what about the gardener and chauffuer, groomsman and stableboy?
Hmmm, and what about her personal banker? Word has it he's been trying to screw Ms k-Nickerbockers ever since she first walked into his bank... can you believe that, a banker trying to screw a customer???
really?
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