This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
Oohhh...If the Army get the beans, beans, beans where'd they ever get NavyBeans from? And did ya ever see the end result of on a can of beans or...or...one way past it's expiration date. With a little hole in it and green goo oozing out and all smelly and stuff to rival starkers barks
Um? Whatcha talking about: "to rival starkers barks."? Do you honestly thing there IS something to rival my barks?
And if there were, do you honestly believe they could produce it as efficiently and as effortlessly as I Do??
Did you know that after a bowl of curried cabbage I bark at the slightest exertion?
In fact, I don't even have to exert myself and I bark.... did you know that?
I do now.
In fact last night a thunderstorm rolled on through here and the sound...that was you...wasn't it
I know it was...you ratlled the windows on the new courthouse and scared the hell out of the ghosts people are saying haunt the place. No wonder they flush the bowls overnight as the guards pass on by. They think starkers is invadin' the place.
Have you zero'd in on mine neck of the woods 'Cause if so do I have time to run the other way
Um, is it possible that was a ricochet from the one I did here and bounced off a rock onto a passing truck on its way the the airport, where a Qantas flight caught it up in its slipstream a carried over your locality, only releasing it when the pilot reduced speed in preparation for landing, thus leaving the bark rolling around the skies above your vicinity???
Like I need to ZERO IN???
Probably not... can an escaping shackled prisoner outrun a prison guard dog?
OK so Starkers Barkers we know can cause huge explosions, I was thinking you could add some secret ingredient and if
properly chosen maybe you could clear the air of all this pollution. Just a nice vegie ozone layer. Could this be the new reality
Why would it matter?
Why not eat curried cabbage and make your own barks?
Lethargy as a constant diet will eventually make you
sick
And I haven't been encouraging this???
Why should I be the only one on the Hazmat suspect list???
And if enough of us combine our efforts, do you think we could push all that nasty smog into the upper atmosphere... being that hot air...er, gas, in this case, rises????
Thing is, would we then get green sunsets???
Green sunsets that we can actually see Well I really like cabbage but curry. Got to think on that one. Gee. SuperHero or
reg. girl
Couldn't you be a regular hero AND remain a super girl???
You know, a bit like Superman and wear your superhero methane suit under your regular clothes?
And wouldn't it be romantic, flying off into the green sunset with 'your' Louis Lane?
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Well Louis better wear Depends, tell you what. There's no traffic up there,sooo. OK not to much anyway. Do you think he'd like a ride faster than lite
quote]Couldn't you be a regular hero AND remain a super girl???
Your so lucky your married.... otherwise ...
And if Louis doesn't wear Depends, do you make him put on wetsuit pants and bicycle clips before take off?
Wouldn't that depend on whether on not we wants to arrive 'premature' or get there on time?
Oh, and I never let the married bit get in the way... but what the the heck is this "otherwise" ???
Otherwise Starkers, you wouldn't stand a chance.(or is it me) I'd be on you, how you say ,,,like white on rice
And Louis well, oops. Good thing he remembered his parachute.
Parachute ain't gonna help Louis 'cause prevailing winds having been redirected by a starkerbark blasted him three times around the planet faster than the Flash. Who by the way did try really hard to outrun the starkerbark but wasn't fast enough. He may be able to circle the planet three times in one second but by the time he got around the first he ran smack dab into the starkerbark head first or should I say nose first which really destroyed his olfactory senses so he can no longer smell the difference and poor Louis was stuck high up in the ionosphere being carried on the starkerbark shockwave which caused the entire powernet to fizzle and sparkle and eventually die out and plunging the planet into another stoneage. What's next...another starkerbark heard round the world bringing on another ice age
Wow Havu, been sneekin some of that secret brain cabbage I heard about
How did you know I like being on the bottom?
And is that like white on rice... or like paint all over a mural?
Also, if I don't stand a chance, does that mean you'd bring those lovely fluffy handcuffs and silken scented blindfold you use so well?
Just curious... and do I need to be worried? Last time I allowed myself to be blindfolded and cuffed like that, the cops found me chained stark-bollock naked to a light pole up the street.
Um, don't you think the heat generated by another starkerbark would actually cause an El Nino anomoly and soaring temperatures, particularly in areas with reduced airflow due to lots of high-rises everywhere? Look out New York!
Brain Cabbage? More like he's been fermenting his curried cabbage and getting drunk... or he's adding a 'secret herb' to the recipe, dontcha think?
Ummma, well I'm not the one to point the finger there,considering I indulge on
occasion
(once but I didn't inhale)
Clinton jokes not allowed...... ......He couldn't handle this stuff anyways.
I used to indulge...then mine brain got fried. Don't do that no more...no no no. Better to watch out for starkerbarks.
Got me a heavy duty Acme windsock...$1.99 after mail in rebate...it's made from successive layers of flubber rubber with a hole in it. Works too...except when the wind blows. Then you can here an eerie whistle comin' from it. Sounds like two opposing tornadoes with a distinct Aussie accent. I think they came from Oz.
2 very good questions
(just say no)
Hey Uvah, just curious, does a little weed mixed in with the curried cabbage recipe make for more laid back, mellow barks, or for those more 'high' pitched ones???
Don't mellow out too much or you get loose sphincter.
Doesn't that depend on who's toe you step on
And whether or not you're wearing hobnail boots???
They actually take longer on the exit. One really good one lasted all of seven seconds. Not that I timed it of course but the...uh...aroma...my friends husband passed out (he fell asleep on the couch) mouth wide open...she actually thought he had succumbed to the bark.
True story although it wasn't mine. And hobnail boots Those'll put a dent in your in your tush. Unlees of course you like that sort of thing
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