Or are you kissing a tall dark stranger?

If it was, how did you reach her lips through those mountainous breasts? 

Or could be less kinky and just pick her up and kiss her?

you expect us to believe that statement...?

Do you really believe that?

Who was thinking about her lips???  

Don't you think that maybe you're mistaken there, and it's really Doc's philosophy of 'laughter is the best medicine' that has corrupted yourself and many others???

Maybe so, but do I??

$7 Sex

A Florida couple, both well into their 80’s, goes to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”

The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have the intercourse.” He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, “I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?”

The old man says, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. So here's your $7.”

The question:

Is this what you meant?

Did he have the nerve?

Is that not starkers line?

Or is it the plague?

What , do you need to get a grip also?