Who stepped on a duck?

Is that like a barking spider?

Are you some kind of entomologist?

Are you hungry?

Is that you in the avatar?

Is that a perm or is the frizzy because you haved  a fright?

But by that you don't mean that you're slightly eccentric like she is, do you?

Ah, so it's the steroids that allow you to muscle your way to the front of the queue when there's a real good sale on?

On another not!  Did you know that I had curly hair until a bad fright straightened it?

Yeah, I woke up the morning after my first marriage and realised what I'd done

Shoot, the fright was enough to straighten reinforced barbed wire.

Did you know that Yul Brynner once had dark wavy hair?

Did the hair go south or did it the other way round?

What about left around?

The moral of the story is be nice to your local barber?   Would you agree?

 I would think although flattering, you would be a gentleman and joke about if those 2 were the size of her testis she would be able to hear a choir singing.  Am I wrong?

Or would I just ask, after looking at the name tag pinned to her chest: "Well if that one's called Beverley, what's the other one called?"???