This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
Just more drunk. And a life time supply of worms. You would be the 1rst and only Grand Prize Winner of such a prestigious gratuity. If you won. Do I have a taker?
Did he swallow the worm or verse visa?
Are you talking about Kevin Bacon's worm's? What's the name of that movie? Tremors?
{Love that movie }
Kevin Bacon's got worms?? EEwww!
Not only has he got worms... did you know that he also has marine molluscs in his underwear?
molluscs
Bacon can be consumed. But, wouldn't moderation be recommended?
Between molluscs and worms is it any wonder Kevin's Bacon is cooked?
If Kevin's bacon was still running around in the slaughter yard, would you have the heart to terminate his little piggy ways, or would you open the gate and let him go?
Oh, and another question that's eating at me.... when Kevin is procreating, is he makin' bacon????
He watched the Kevin Bacon Extravaganza Movies, all night long. Poor sod. Too much bacon is no good for us.
{Is it my over active imagination, or is he having bacon dreams?}
Kevin has to watch what he calls his children. Sandy Bacon? nonono Woody Bacon? no Bartholomew Bacon? hehe no.
If Kevin Bacon married a woman whose surname was Eggs, would they be considered a perfect match???
Eggzactly. No chickening out. Previous fears eggspired. I'm not egging you on.
And it wouldn't be right to let this game eggspire, would it?
Which came first ...... the egg or the egg? Chickens need not apply.
Hmmm, now if chickens need not apply, do we resort to duck eggs, turtle eggs or crocodile eggs?
BTW, Uvah, I think the egg came first.... then the bacon... then the toast.
Toasted were quite a few folks in that movie. And, would you like one of those worms in you bottle of Tequila?
The toast comes last cause its faster to toast than it is to amble skreggs and crispy bacon?
Would it cling to the bottom of the bottle so's I don't get a mouthful of slippery?
That's partly right, but don't you think it would have more to do with the sheer brilliance of modern pop-up toasters?
How modern are we talking?
Were you around in the 60'... or were you just a twinkle in yer dad's eye???
Pop ups have been around since like forever and don't you think those Neanderthals used it to bring down big ole nasty Mastadons by popping up from behind little rocks and yelling "WUGGA UGGA BUGGAS?
Did you know that lawmakers in Neanderthal times decreed that hunters had to remain at least 10 feet behind a Mastadon when yelling out "Wugga Ugga Bugga?
Apparently it frightened Sh!t out of the Mastadons.... and hunters often died of asphyxiation after being buried 10 foot deep in ....
This Masterdong, left 10ft. high bombs behind him while running. Well, isn't that a brilliant self defense mechanism? Liken to the skunk. There's another winner.
Did you know there is a snake in Ombagwondaland that has the most unique form of self defense known to nature?
Like would you believe that when it feels threatened it does a sharp U-turn and disappears up its own butt?
Well that I'd like to see. Google coming up. How did evolution, in it's adaptiveness, think that one up?
Well if you believe that, would you believe we have hoop snakes here in Oz?
And would you believe they put their tails in their mouths, make like a hoop, and roll safely away from predators.
Your so bad. Could be responsible for the wheel? Could be used as a spare tire? The hoola hoop.
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