This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
Is there a penalty for not adhering to the rules?
What sort of penalty would you like??
Ten yards, twenty...more? Whips and chains optional?
Is it really a punishment if you enjoy the punishment?
I dunno. I'm not into that stuff.
What's more insidious...slow discombobulation by toxic flatulence or molecular disassociation due to the fallout?
sounds like a lot of hot air to me...
...oh the humanity?
Of course it is!!!!
I end up with tears streaming down my face every time mrs. starkers puts me over her knee.
Precisely... and when does it stop voting in crummy, low-down, lying politicians???
Lying politicians, surely you can't serious?
If I were joking, don't you think I'd have used the smiley????
I don't know, aren't you one of those straight faced comedians?
I dunno, is it possible to keep a straight face when speaking of politicians?
Talking like that, do you constantly have to look over your shoulder?
Why, are you stalking me???
Are you sure it's me?
If it's not you, who the.... is it, then???
it was the other Julia... ....you know...the one she isn't?......
OK, I'll bite... which one isn't she???
well...tonight she told Kerry she was being Frank.... so..could have been Julia I...Julia II....... or Frank... but I'm guessing you don't want Frank stalking you... right?.... even if Frank looks like Julia....or... especially if Frank looks like Julia...
Will this do for all the numbnut politicos?
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...or this one?
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Either way they're toast.
nah.... think julia needs a silver one...
I dunno, syd, if Juila told me she was being Frank, do you think I'd need photographic evidence to back up her claim.... or would a doctor's certificate suffice???
And if I happened to see a photograph of Julia being Frank, are there meds I can take for that???
More importantly, if Frank was stalking me - who was actually Julia in disguise - and I needed to be sure of who I was actually reporting to police, would I need to determine if he/she/shim was a natural redhead???
And would that silver bullet have to be blessed by a priest first... or could we just swipe it over a prayer book?
Can I have marmalade with that toast or do I have to eat it dry???
what flavor marmalade?
And does it come in a can or a jar???
does that affect the taste?
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