This is a post about nothing, for nothing and holds no true purpose other then to do something with my absolute bordom at the moment. I don't even truely know what drove me to strat this thing. But, I'm going to keep writing and if you keep reading then you must be bored out of your mind as well. Why are you reading a post called 'The nothing thread' anyway? The title even holds little intrest. Come on already, stop reading this, your wasting time you could be doing something much more productive. Answer some of those thousands of questions and threads where people need some real help. Honestly, your doing nothing now too, that makes you as bad as me for writing this useless thing. Get out there and help someone, have some fun, download some skins, comment on those things, they want to know what you truely think. All those 'Nice' comments are cool but tell a skinner what you really think. Oh no, see it started to turn into something so I got to end this cause it is after all the 'nothing' thread.
I can't believe you read that
Postie arrived today with a sackful of nothing.... and geez I'm pissed.
Got a bill for nothing!
Gonna contest it tho... I know I didn't order nothing.
But Starkers the bill was for $0.00. You'll have to make out a check for that. Leave a few spaces before the zero and after the $.
Thank you so much.
Doc
Ah, so that was you.... but I only deal in cash! Monopoly money be alright????
ArileenDesign notes to himself the next time he has NOTHING to do to DO NOT give a name to a "Language".....
There is no such thing as nothing!
Oh really!...OK then...open your hand and what do you see? Nothing! Nothing is there....you just don't see...anything.
For every something there is a nothing.
And it sucks when you have more nothings than somethings
When I was a kid the only time i saw something was as Christmas
But we were so poor mum took it back to the store for a refund when it next opened.
Then I was back to having nothing again, so I'd put it in my pocket and roll it around in my fingers to pass the time.
Things got a little better when I was a teenager, tho.... I won another nothing in a raffle.
So then I mostly passed the time of day with both hands rolling them around in my pockets.
Trouble was, all the other kids used to tease me and accuse me of doing something else.
None of them ever believed I was playing with nothing and that was embarrassing.
So to avoid the teasing and being called "Master Bates", I left my nothings in a drawer at home and went out without them.
I finally got something I could call my own when I was in my mid-twenties and I was so proud.
Well it wasn't something really... it was 3 nothings put together, but they were so concentrated they felt like something.
But still I got ridiculed and laughed at by the blokes down the pub.
They saw me with my hands in my pockets playing with my 3 nothings and kept saying that I should oughta get married
Well I did that and now I've always got something.
I mightn't always like what I've got, but it's beats the heck out of nothing.
It's there, you just can't see it. Bacteria, dust ect.
Try again.
The space between atoms.
You said it, SPACE! Distance is there too. That's something.
OK... when the Berlin Wall came down, I did NOTHING to contribute to its demise.
Ah but really distance doesnt exist. There's just alot of stuff between here and there.
And nothing exists within a vacuum.
Nothing exists in the folder created for the WB's I've made.
There's nothing in my shares portfolio
Worse still, stere's nothing in my bank account.... and don't say there's $0.00... I withdrew that as well.
Now if you don't hear from me again, it's because I'm about to divulge something that's been declared a matter of US National Security and is known only by a handful of people very, very close to the White House....
George Dubbya has nothing between his ears.... a fact his personal physician discovered George went to him complaining of earache.
Yup, the doc shone the light in George Dubbya's ear and noticed it was shining on his nurses uniform on the other side.
I know many of you over there already suspected this, but the poor doc was held by the NSA until he was totally brainwashed, was administered sodium pentathol to be sure he'd forgotten, and then forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement.... so ssshhhhhh.
You failed to contribute, failing is SOMETHING.
I'll remember that next time I'm driving to work.
Stuff is SOMETHING.
A vacuum is SOMETHING.
Poverty is SOMETHING.
Ya might have me on those two.
Quoting WebGizmos, reply 10
Quoting messiah1, reply 8
Ah Hah! So...you saw something!
The first is no secret, so I don't mind who you tell...
but for crying out lound don't tell anybody it was me who revealed GWB has nought between the ears.
I'm already paranoid cos of the black van outside with a big G on it after rubbishing Google.
If another turns up with GWB on it I'll need resuccitation and tranquilisers.
I came in here hoping to find some new and interesting posts, and what do I get.....
NOTHING!!!!!!
'Attention'
This thread has been kidnapped, the ransome is as follows....
"We demand nothing, we want nothing and we will do nothing if our demands are not met."
What you got was good holesume entertainment.
Just for that, We should give you SOMETHING!
Yeah, he's gonna get it orright....how dare he kidnap this thread!!
Sure SK started it... but a whole load of people went to a great deal of effort to contribute their nothings, which under copyright law is their intellectual property and can not be kidnap.... ripped from their possession without consent...
Therefore, SK, being that I am a major contributor of nothind, demand that you unkidnap our nothings and return them to their rightful place.
That'll cost you Starkers: Nothing
Would that be Nowhere?
That's right, put a price on it! Suppose I'll have to go looking 'em. Cant remember if I left 'em in the drawer or in my pants pockets....
Probably... can't think of anywhere else to put 'em.
And I reckon those nothings must still be in the drawer... cos last time I put my hands in my pockets there was definitely something there.
I have nothing to contribute to this thread. I'm just checking to see why all the threads stopped updating at 12:45pm on my screen. oh, and I am going to have fun playing with the new smilies.. just cause I can hehe.... that'd be wulfn3.... ooh devious looks too!! I like!! ok that was fun....hehe
[edit] hmmmm.... the editor lets you resize the smilies, but they go back to normal after you hit submit button... what no "shrug" smilie?... bummer.
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