Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! ).
I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
Doc
Resistance is when you find that the proctologist wasn't using his finger. You have to watch out for the one fingered rubber gloves...dead giveaway.
Resistance is driving five miles with your parking brake on.
Resistance is driving ten miles with your turn signal on.
Resistance is driving anywhere with your mother-in-law.
Resistance is... being predominantly Right Wing and flying in circles.
Resistance=Ohms
Shocking.
Resistance is going ohm for the holidays.
Resistance is being a 3 pronged plug in a 2 slot outlet world.
resistance is a state of mind and my mind is resisting all the time
resistance is practiced when you don't get an expected promotion...lol.
"There goes my promotion" .....remember? LOL....I think you're tops.
Next time try to be more conservative in your remarks.
resistance is trying not to do the very thing you are dying to do
Oh, you mean like eat 10 pounds of Hershey's dark chocolate in one night or cruise Baskin-Robbins. Yeh, like that.
Resistance is... a mini-skirted woman whose knickers are around her ankles after the elastic broke, and she steps out of them to avoid bending down to pull them back up again.
Resistance is... the guy who picks 'em up, chases after her and says: "Excuse me, I think you dropped these."
Resistance is... having an 'implant' that's so terribly bent, and instead of coming you went.
Resistance is... the 40 y/o virgin (something's obviously wrong with with him)
Resistance is... a guy being told by his nagging wife to tie a piece of string around his finger to remind of their wedding anniversary, and he spends the remainder of the day wearing gloves.
However...
Resistance is... wearing a flak jacket at your shotgun wedding, and saying I don't to later avoid those sweaty palms.
Oh, you mean like eat 10 pounds of Hershey's dark chocolate in one night or cruise Baskin-Robbins. Yeh, like that
yes just like that
Um, where's my spoo.... er, shovel.
Resistance is... being served a bowl of Baskin-Robbins soft-serve with chop sticks.
Resistance is... discovering you pet rabbit has 'been' in the sultannas.
Resitance is... picking fly shit out of ground black pepper.
Resistance is... reading there was a dandruff epedemic at the table salt packaging plant.
Resistance is... discovering a frog went into labour in your bowl of sago.
Resistance is finishing your meal after seeing your waiter leave the lavatory without washing his hands. (true story)
Resistance (in this case) is not being 'flush' with success!
@starkers: Going is coming "Down Under".
Resistance is the ability to not flip off the jerk that just cut you off, didn't use his signals and then slammed on his brakes to make a turn. Besides he's probably armed.
Resistance is Jiminy Cricket on your shoulder saying do the right thing.
Resistance is someone not knocking Jiminy Cricket off your shoulder and making toe jam out of him.
Resistance is... putting a muzzle on Woody Woodpecker.
Confucious say Resistance is putting condom on Woodpecker Woody!
Resistance is nonexistant with that condom!
Resistance is forgetting that for every action there is a reaction.
resistance is trying not to get angry when you just got ditched in line after you have waited for ever to be next
{true story} little old lady mowed me down with her shopping cart
Hehe... lots o' little woody's runni...er, flying around.
Resistance is... Woody Woodpecker's missus pecking off Woody's woody pecker.
Er... resistance is.... little old ladies without a license to drive taking out their pent up road rage with a shopping cart.
Resistance is.... when a shopping cart (with a mind of its own) is easier to push without the wheels.
And resistance is... a guy going to a brothel with a shopping cart for takeouts.
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