Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! ).
I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
Doc
OMG, you know there are laws against that sort of thing. I resist WILD animal dating. So now I'll be on me merry way.
The caption:
"Hot Saturday night date in Billings, Montana"
sigh. I knew the moose with lipstick would cause problems. Thank G-d Starkers is in Oz.
Pretty little Sheila eh? No resistance....all that lanolin in the wool you know.
Resistance is....necessary
(I hope you know that this come back to haunt you)
It already has. Every time I see Sarah Palin on TV, all I get is an image of a lipstick wearing moose with an expensive taste in clothes (at Repub expense) and a penchant for booking her calf high priced hotel rooms and airline tickets at Alaskan taxpayers expense. At least my lipstick wearing moose was faithful, honest and never overspent (other peoples money).
Thanks (but no thanks) Sarah Palin... I may never have another (lipstick wearing) moose related wet dream ever again. LOL (damn, no smiley button)
Aye, ye scurvy swabs be tha purfect bunch t' send an ol' sea dog whacky... glad t' be aboard wiv ye all.
Here in Oz the caption would be: "Kiwi & girlfriend on their way to despearate and dateless ball." LOL (damn, still no smileys)
Hehe, some weird and wacky stuff appears on these 'ere forums at times... but I never expected my sexual preferences to be up for conversation.
Resistance is... er, should be, not spilling the beans regarding my fantasies. Hehe, LOL.
Yeah, she's not a bad looking sort... and I hear tell the lanolin acts as a mighty damn fine lubricant. LOL.
Why? It's said that variety is the spice of life... and with more and more Ellen DeGeneres' and Rossia De Portia's in the world today, desperate times call for desperate measures. I mean, it's not like I'm being critical or have anything against the ladies who choose that path, but more and more men are resorting to despera...... extremes to quell their primal urges, and ending up in very embarrassing situations... like the bloke who called 911 and was taken to a LA hospital with a his 'whatchamacallit' firmly stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe.
So I guess, resistance is.... not getting romantic with a vacuum cleaner in heat. LOL
Better put the Dyson away.
Fer sure...we don't want it getting fresh with you now, do we!
Yer alright Starkers. Ya keep it fun mate.
Resistance is....not my strong suit.
I decided many years ago that it was my mission in life to have fun, and if i can impart some of that to others and give them a laugh or three, then I consider my mission to be successful...
So, resistance is.... refusing to let health issues and the ills of the World get me down.
I couldn't have said it any better. I'll pass on the resistance created from a firm hand shake to you.
Resistance is... having a knob that's too big...
Why do you think they call it the Dyson "Ball"?
All I can say is:
To that I say:
[quote who="starkers" reply="7" id="1914432"]Pretty little Sheila eh? No resistance....all that lanolin in the wool you know.Yeah, she's not a bad looking sort... and I hear tell the lanolin acts as a mighty damn fine lubricant. LOL.
That's a built-in safety feature so your hand doesn't fly off and poke your eye out.
Resistance is....
...what a good comment for this has, since they've all been taken.
And today's Grand Prize goes to (drum roll)......... angus1949..............YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Thank you Doc. Always be careful with these. unlike this guy...
Gawd angus! Have mercy! I just peed meself (As our buddy Starkers would put it).
Mission Accomplished!
Hmmm, I thought that's what superglue was for... though I've heard those driving gloves with the rubber grips do the trick.
Wow Starkers, you're too advanced for me. I'd be real careful with that hook though.
Not ta wurry ' bout me 'ook... I puts a boxin' glove on it fer such occashuns.
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