Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! ).
I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
Doc
Resistance is what happens if you don't get enough fiber.
Resistance is... a fart with lumps.
Resistance is your wife doing YOUR laundry.
Resistance is "skid marks" not on the road.
Resistance is... those skid marks going all the way down to the toes of your socks.
Resistance is irresistable.
Resistance is feeling like a Muppet during a Rectal exam.
Resistance is a proctologist hearing of my penchant for curried cabbage a sending me to a colleague he hates.
Resistance is hearing your Proctologist say, "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
Resistance is... sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using you butt cheeks a brakes.
I heard a tip from games workshop once. They roughly said 'if you don't know a rule and you can't get support for it, make one up and move on with your game'.
In the face of this and for the sake of arguement,
Resistance is fertile.
Try that on yer tummy.
Resistance is getting a date with Angelina Jolie.
Resistance is.... not having wet dreams about Angelina Jolie.
Resistance is... not having wet dreams about an old married mother, Angelina Jolie (Not pointing fingers, DrJBHL)
The 'Resistance' is on her part, The_Undying....I'm sad to report.
She wouldn't need to resist you. You can't get any wood
...maybe we should go back to the topic. *Ahem* resistance is... the friction between a person and a novelty sized cheese grater
Resistance is saying NO to alien abduction
Here's your Xmas present, The_Undying:
Now why not go and practice a couple of times. Bye!!!!!
Diane! From OZ!
Welcome!!! Welcome to one of the nuttier threads around. Here's for the newcomer!
Wearing one of these can prevent those pesky abductions:
Resistance is trying to pick food from between your teeth with your tongue.
ain't that the truth!
Resistance is getting your tongue stuck between your teeth trying to get at stuck food.
lol
Resistance is talking to someone higher up on the food chain than you are, and supressing that urge to squeeze that monstrous zit on their face
Resistance is curbing your appetite.
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