The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Chains, whips and leather gear sounds like old fashioned logging
gear.
Gear for mountaineer is needed to climb the
mountain.
Mountain slopes may have dangerous
avalanches.
Avalanches are fairly common in the
Alps.
Alps are the mountain that Hannibal crossed to attack
Rome.
Glad you're back Jim. Hope things went as well as could be expected.
Rome had parlours where they toyed with whips, chains and primitive condoms made of pig
intestines
some were for torture some were for pleasure
and one man's pleasure is another man's pain
Good to be back, Angus.
Pain in the groin makes me
wince
Wince wasn't the word I was looking for... it was more like
shudder...
Shudder all you like, it makes me wince and my eyes
water
water the plants otherwise you will be wincing and your eyes watering as the wife clobbers you with the metal watering can cause you killed off her new pansy
bed
bed time comes after WC and TV and before dream time
time
time for a nice cup of coffee
first
First I want to read the
paper
Paper under my arm I happily head for the
throne.
Throne room is where some go to sit and think, but I go there to sh!t and
stink
Stink are in my pants because I were so
scared...
Scared or not, curried cabbage necessitates that my pants are laundered independently from other clothing... outdoors in industrial strength detergent with a defumigation agent provided by a top secret military installation whose personel complained about the smell clear across the
State.
State your intentions and be
clear
Clear the room Starkers is
coming!
Coming in right
now!
Coming with a gas cloud so big that clearing the room won't
help.
Now was the word that Starkers should have used but he was fogged in by his gas
cloud.
It wasn't the gas cloud... it was XX getting in and out quickly before it... I arrived.
Anyway....
Cloud your judgement with a gas cloud and you're asking for
trouble.
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