The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Not interested.
Oops... ignore this one...
Interested or not, this election will affect the
world.
World of hurt, world of pain, if Palin gets in we're all down the
drain.
Drain your bank account...that's what Obama will do. He wants change, if he gets elected, that is all that will be left in your pocket...change.
Change the World, change your lifestyle, but more importantly, don't forget to change your
underwear.
Underwear that's not changed could be part of another smear
campaign.
Campaigns that are of smear type... if you try to smear back is like this - if you fight pig in mud, the pig will love it and you will get
dirty.
Dirty politics have been a part of campaigns back to George Washington but it doesn't mean I
approve.
Approve of dirty politics and you get tarred with the same
brush.
Brush away all the political talk and get back to more amusing
sentences.
Sentences are the meat of Judges and English
teachers.
Teachers are greatly
unappreciated.
Unappreciated work are everywhere, like cleaned restrooms, roads, and
such.
Such dirty work as cleaning restrooms should be designated to politicians and wall St high rollers who put the econony in the
shithouse.
Shithouse isn't the word I would use because it alludes to an aroma that for politicians is much too
fragrant.
Fragrant food are of no use for me because I can't
smell.
Smell the roses...is something we should all pause and close our eyes....and do
occassionally
occasionally I stop to smell the roses, but often I'm put off cos the gardener has just fertilised them with horse
manure.
Manure reminds me of the first joke I can remember my Dad telling me.....She was only the stableman's daughter....but all the horse manure.......closely followed by...She was only the baker's daughter but she could have been better bread......and so began the many years of my Dad's corny
jokes
Jokes are what keep most of us
sane.
Sane people seems to be rare
sometimes...
Sometimes it's hard to get everything
right.
Right is not where you want everything to be or you would have no
balance.
Balance the golf balls on the stick and you're in the Guinness Book of World
Records
(That was a hard one)
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