The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Markdown on ten speed implants, 20% today only, folks just 19.95 with a federal government tax rebate, a state government concession and a local government discount on every unit
purchased.
Purchased a used used implants, but it was not fit for
reuse.
Reuse! The brand name you can count on for absolute control when the drive hits
home.
Home, home on the range, where the deer and the artichoke roam, where McDonalds is banned, and nothing is canned, and fast food is a speedy cow who feels
strange.
Strange happenings nowadays when you wake up and realize you're inside the dream you just left when the squirrel poked you on the nose and screamed wake up and you do only to find yourself inside the dream you just left when the squirrel
poked ...
Poked my missus in the ribs the other day to draw her attention to the bloke over the back fence mowing in the nude and scaring away all the
cockatoos.
Cockatoos eh. Well ... we'll just have to see about that. Hey XX ... they're flippin' your bird
again!
Again was my bird flipped.
Birdie
Birdie is the nickname of a woman on cell block D who keeps a parakeet on her shoulder that barks expletives at the guards during head
count. (who said that???)
Count on you saying stuff like that during moments of existential
bliss.
Bliss would be being pain free and able to jump short women with a single bound and just a little
effort.
Effort to be pain-free sometimes is not worth it.
Painless
Painless is what happens when you miss after jumping the short women in a single bound and landing on a nice downy cushion that just happens to be your pillow after you wake up.
Juice
Juice with breakfast helps to keep one regular, too much juice with breakfast keeps one running to the
bathroom.
Bathrooms can be stinky places especially after eating a really spicy
dish.
Dish up curried cabbage and you can't gp
wrong.
Wrong way round the spellin' bee gets you a Zubaz
moment.
Moment of truth arrived when Uvah pointed out a typo and embarrassed the sheesh out of
me
Me and you and a dog named
BOO
BOO!!!!!!!
Scared ya
huh ....
Boo is half the name of Yogi's constant
companion.
Companion starkers didn't beat me to BOO.
HI...
Hi there yerself, companion
Uvah.
Uvah I.R.
When you first start up a new computer and enter your work group guess what mine
is.
Is it Uvah for
Utah?
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