The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Truck full of manure crashes into a politician's house and spills its contents all over the
occupant
Occupants who are by now used to being s**t on
because....
Because the bullshit flows where ever politicians
congregate.
Congregate at the local outhouse happened because of really bad batch of
beans!
Beans ain't called the musical fruit for nuthin' although when it comes to curried
cabbage.
Hey starkers. Thought I'd let ya get away with that one, didn't ya. HA!
Cabbage is the musical vegetable, though when blended with curry and fermented in the colon a few hours it is also the
smelliest.
Hehe, I NEVER get away with it... either too loud or too smelly, or both to go unnoticed,
True story.
I went to CHI to learn computers back when win98 SE was all the rage. One afternoon while waiting for class to start I went to the local K of C and got me one of those crispy chicken sandwiches. A little spicy but no big deal until class started and the rumbles began with the churning gurgles. Silent but deadly was mild in comparison. I emptied the classroom.
Smelliest start there has never been to this
day.
Day I let one rip from behind an evaporative air cooler was the day I was told to go outside and shake myself, because the cooler sucked it straight through and hit those (my sister and former partner) sitting in front of it like a ton of
bricks. (also a true story)
Story? lets here some more. Anybody got a smelly one they'd like to
share?
Share a smelly on with someone and you might find you're none too
popular.
Share the stories! Not the sound effects. Save them for sound packager and Halloween. I know...I know but it just slipped out. He he
He he someone said slipped
out!
Out and out and out till the mushroom cloud filled the air and there went the
neighborhood.
Neighborhood watches can be very helpful.
Loneliness
Lonrliness is a figment of a lackadaisical mnomic? (Spellcheck)called
boring!
Boring is a term I attach to soap operas.
Ludicrous
Ludicrous is sitting down with a plate of your favorite din din then being told you can't have it because it was canceled due to lack of
interest. Lol
Interest typically is needed for anything to
happen.
Happen to be on the road when it
did.
did anyone get the evidence?
Evidence that some don't know how this game is played.
Bothersome
bothersome body else next
time
Time was when the glitch king reigned and then got his glitch
glitched.
glitched in time saves
nine.
Nine glitches doesn't make the algae go
away.
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