The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Polls and trolls, is that a coincidence they rhyme?
Correlation
Correlation between politicians and bankers is quite obvious, both are liars and after your
money.
Money, it does not buy happiness, but, it sure can rent it.
Investment
Investment in the future is one way to enable greater
happiness.
Happiness is, a warm gun, yes it is.
Momma
Momma told me never to talk to strangers... and what do I do, I get on the internet and yabber on with them every
day.
day, with out the sun. it is like night.
Apparent
Apparent misgivings by elected officials are often swept under the carpet rather than being
prosecuted.
Prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law he was, for speaking his mind against the powers that be.
Miscarriage
Miscarriage is that it is 2.45am here and I should have been in bed hours ago.... so in passing sentence, I commit myself to bed for at least 9 hours, with no chance of an early
parole.
Parole was granted,even though the parolee was not welcomed into the community, he was found butchered.
Vengeance
Vengeance is like ice cream. It is best served
cold.
I think that's a quote but don't quote me as I don't know (W)here it came
from.
Shades of Zubaz......I mis-spelt a word
Cold blooded hooligan terrorizes chicken coup.
Bandit
Bandit was caught red-handed ransacking a well known starlet's bedroom looking for underwear to satisfy a cross-dressing
fetish.
Fetish Frankie, they called him, behind his back, he had one for everyday of the week.
Fabulous
Fabulous fetishes are often acted out behind closed doors, but Fetish Frankie publicly displayed his fetishes where no fetishist had displayed them
before.
Before it was Fetishist now it's Fetishino cause Dino thought wearing the stocking on his 'head' rather than where it should be was cool but it turned out that the Fetish Police were not amused and arrested his/her scrawny butt for impersonating their
boss.
Boss of the Living With Fetishes Club sent out invitations to anyone who had any weird and wonderful fetishes to come and perform on stage for the pleasure of its
members.
Members only come over to see a guy lay on a table and fart into a microphone. Do Brits really have
talent?
Talent is when you can fart "Moon River" into a microphone and not once have to clear your
'throat'
Throat got so sore trying to emulate farts that he decided to
gargle
Gargle razor blades and you're just asking for
trouble.
Trouble is washing them down with 10w40 or is it
dw40.
DW40, isn't that a condiment used by robots to add flavour to Castrol
sandwiches?
Sandwiches, the finger kind, were Dahmer's favorite.
Fiend
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