The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Amnesia is what I suffered every time I came home from the pub and my missus asked where I'd
been.
Been times when I wuz knee high to nuthin' an' all the world looked like it wuz turnin' round an' round an' goin'
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nowheres is such an odd word because it basically means more than one
nowhere!
Nowhere in my entire past has there been a day I didn't feel like breaking
wind.
Wind, the answer blows in it.
Dove
Not his wind... ...
Dove chocolate is rich and cramy and melts in your
mouth.
Mouth from the south requests deep fried twinkees.
yikes
Yikes, an abominable snowman has just eaten my
crumpet.
Crumpet eating Yetis often have social anxiety issues, next time offer a crumpet with some fresh marmalade, and you my have a new chap for the Rugby team.
Long-winded
Long-winded chaps inhabit the rugby team, the trouble is that they're too often long-winded from the other end in the
scrum.
Scrum-diddleicious she said those mexican peppers were. Too bad i had to pay later for her enjoyment.
mucho pethos
mucho pethos word sure caused mucho pethos in this
thread.
Thread ending posts, often contain mucho pethos.
Sinful
Sinful people who write their memoirs often have best sellers on their
hands.
Hands, i know a guy named Vinny, he uses his hands for communication, and he is not deaf.
Gumba
Gumba is a stew with all sorts of seafood and exotic vegetables, last I
heard.
Heard the one about the guy who told his wife he was going to play golf and sneaked of to work.
Work, find a job you love and you will never.
Apprentice
Apprentice Jim was sent to the store to ask for a left-handed hammer and a long weight (wait), and wondered why they kept him there so
long.
Long ago, and far away, i saw my self, a different way.
retrospect
Retrospect is what I wish I got when I got my last pay rise... that it was backdated to when I was 15 and just entering the
workforce.
Workforce is revolting and are
revolting!
Revolting is when you're in an elevator and some recalcitrant peels off a ripe one before you get the
chance.
Chance, one could say, is the luck of the draw.
Solitaire
Solitaire is a bit like my sex life of late... both are played out
alone.
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