The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Back from the Bermuda Triangle, that's where Mulder and Scully have just emerged after encountering several ghostly Atlanteans and an alien from Alpha Centauri with a penchant for pink jelly beans dipped in rum and raisin flavoured
icecream.
icecream (i scream?) is what i really love to indulge in when watching wimbledon and hoping google
arent
Aren't we just a little hopeful that Google isn't watching... when we all know that they want to know the ins and outs of a cat's arse and how you managed to get fully dressed before the Google Maps car could get a few snaps and post them online illicitly using your own wi-fi
connection.
Hey lou... been lurking until there was something juicy to pounce on, have you?
'Tis great to see you back, also.
Connection to another planet can be cut off by wearing foil wrap for a
hat
Hat with the cat was used to intercept radio transmissions from Mars to SETI, who now realise there is alien life here on Earth, in the form of Brad Pitt, who only maaried Angelina Jolie for the Jon Voight DNA in her to export to Jupiter's high
Queen.
Queen of Comedy puts Lucille Ball at the top of the
list
List me somebody else, please... that woman's squawky voice drives me so insane and I totally can't stand
her (not even for a millisecond)
Her in ya apparently hurts like
heck
[herinya,hernia]
Heck, if my wife had a voice like Lucille Ball, I'd get one of those remotes with an extra mute button, to be sure, to be
sure.
Sure to win any trivia contest ahead of her, she
languished
Languished and depleted, the losing team picked up their balls and vowed to win the match next
week
Week after week, the vanquished team sought to improve their
skills.
Skills can be found in abundance within the rugby league team I support, but still they find ways to lose... though mostly I blame the referees and their obvious lack of visits to the
optometrists.
Optometrists overcharge for glasses, better buy em online for much
cheaper.
( http://glassyeyes.blogspot.com/ , no they didn't pay me to post this )
Cheaper is as cheaper does as my momma' always used to say.
Mystery
"Mystery Solved!", claimed Dr. Watson,
prematurely.
Prematurely arriving gentlemen were turned away at the gentleman's club because nothing was readied inside and they'd come far too
soon.
Soon there will be a man on
Mars
Mars bars are a delicious candy
bar.
Bar in the seedy downtown district today proudly presents pole dancing, topless barmaids and strippers for patrons viewing pleasure open its door to customers for the very first time
today.
(why I need a letterbox flier to inform me of this I don't know, tho I will be more discerning as to where I spend my cash)
Today, is a good day for
icecream
Ice cream is my favorite on a hot day like
Today is fondly remembered as
yesterday
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it seems they're here to
stay.
Stay calm but, someone saw an
alien
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