The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Cleen underwear is always advisable for young ladies who wear mini skirts in very windy
locations.
Yup, all is well here... missing mrs starkers (she has been in Tasmania for 6 weeks), but other than that all is well.
Locations are apparently real important to real estate
agents.
(geez that's a long time. But there's only a few sleeps left. Your a good man cap'n. )
Agents down at the local realtor's office were all fighting over who was going down to the bordello to see the madam about paying the month's rent... and who could afford to cover it if she offered 12 months services in
return.
Yeah, only 5 more sleeps and mrs starkers will be home.... YIPPEEEEEE!!!! I dunno 'bout being a 'good' man, though.
But then, I guess I didn't have any wild orgies while she was away.
Return on the dollar would be out of the
question.
You guess??? And 5 sleeps.... probably 4 now.... Don't come a knockin when the house is a rockin.
Question everything and believe nothing, that's my philosophy... that way you're less likely to be led up the garden
path.
Still 5... and a few cat naps in between. Yeah, it becomes more frequent... and necessary as I get older.
That's why there were no orgies.... didn't wanna be dozing off in the middle, not to mention a couple o' times before then... and probably twice more at least before the end.
Path of least resistance is a very popular
road.
(I have been enjoying sleeping in till 1:00 pm. Believe it or not. Never used to be able to sleep in like that....
Just so darn comfortable.
Well not these days. But they'll finish soon. And you can almost start counting the hours till Mrs. Strarkers gets back.
I'll take the road less travelled.
Traveled to the window earlier and caught one of my neighbours 'tossing the kaber' beside his garage, and I thought about clapping loudly so as to startle him, but thought twice of it whem it occurred to me that he might consider it
encouragement.
Yup, just 4 more sleeps and 4 more baked beans on toast dinners to go.
Nah, I have been eating rather better than that in her absence... a lot of chicken and fish meals with stir fry veges and rice or noodles.
encouragement is what we all need in light of the severe ecenomic
downtturn
Downturn is when the bus your in turns right and disappears in a pot
hole.
"Hole in one!", I'd say if the bus were white with little dents in
it.
it appears i have lost my
marbles
Marbles were something I never had, in a mental sense, but I always had plenty of
crackers.
Crackers and orange marmalade with Earl Grey is just
delicious.
Delicious was when I went to a Roman orgy and was hand fed grapes by scantily clad maidens whose paper-thin togas left little to the
imagination.
Imagination has brought us
here.
here we go again.......its easter
time
Time to be
Here, there and everywhere they seek him, the lesser known sidekick of the Scarlett Pimpernell, and who was seen flashing his bared arse to the authorities in hot
pursuit.
Pursuit of Scarlett Pimpernell with Bob Hope...OMG, absolutely
hilarious.
Hilarious is when you peel off a sneaky one in the elevator and the guy next to you has a much guiltier look on his
face.
Face it, that's just nasty starkers.
starkers peels one off in the elevator and it's not just the people in it who suffer... it's a curried cabbage bark and the entire building will
suffer.
"Suffer the 'petite chou' to come unto you." is a quote from the starkers edition of the New Testicle.
Testicle hunters have been out in force recently, seeking the perfect testicle with the perfect sperm with which to procreate and produce the desirable child of their dreams... so be warned, they live in a house near
you.
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