The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
bay u aint getting no curried cabbage or...........
tonight
Tonight's the night, so sang Rod Stewart, but right now I'm home alone so I'll make do in the culinary dep't with baked beans on
toast.
Toast and beans.... shoulda known. And my sup is pork
chops
Chops were going to be on the menu, but I got out a chicken breast fillet instead, so I'm going to have that with Thai stir-fry vegetables and egg noodles... with a bowl of curried cabbage on the
side.
side-board, sofa and armchairs all fell off the back of a huge
lorry
Lorry missing a side-board, sofa and armchairs was driven into Scotland Yard thias morning to be tested for fingerprints and clues as to where the missing items were illicitly
unloaded.
Unloaded truck all by
myself (not)
myself not you stole the cabbage patch baby from starkers
yesterday
Yesterday, you are guilty as
charged
Charged with grand larceny, the cabbage patch thief hung his head as sentence was passed... that he be locked in a room with curried cabbage gas until pronounced
pickled.
pickles sausage is better for you than pickled
cabbage
Cabbage and all greens are good for
everyone.
(especially starkers )
everyone is obssessed with cabbage - try chocolate its
sweeter
Sweeter than cabbage, I'm not understanding
that.
understanding the mysteries of the universe and life is best left to the
experts
oooooooooooooooooooooops
THAT was a major c--k up
methinks
methinks your one squeely
wheel.
Wheel out the octagenarians for the start of their annual wheelchair race down Telegraph Hill, and let's hope their brakes work better this year than last... the pile up last year resulted in several sexual harrassment
claims.
Claims were highly exagerated, except for some flying
organs
Organs were exposed, handled and fondled during the pile up, but the biggest surprise was when Mr Smith, at 98 years of age, exclaimed: "Ive got a
boner!!!"
boner part claimed to be the emperor of
france
France, I see your
underpants.
(@ starkers.. Hi Handsome )
Underpants had ants and caused the young lady to fidget endlessly during her job interview, not that the interviewer noticed as he was far too interested in her ample
cleavage.
Hi gorgeous... how's things? Good, I hope.
cleavage is something that there can be too much, especially at sensitive work spaces with heavy
machinery...
Cleavage is for sale. Second hand parts for a real steal. Guarenteed
cleen. (just say no)
@starkers, well, getting new sideing on house. OMG. They're so loud... I know it's worth it. But, OMG....They're so loud.
Otherwise, all is well. Hope the same for you.
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