The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Moments of shame, some would say... yeah, right....like they wouldn't have shat their drawers upon seeing a
ghost.
Ghost who haunts my home better pay
rent
Rent isn't all, I'd want it to cook, clean and sew, not to mention naked knitting if
female.
Female ghosts' personalities are quite
transparent.
Transparent and decidedly wicked, which can be hell for some while deliciously delightful for
others.
Others enjoy it only by feeling
shame.
Shame I don't have a female ghost around here misbehaving in deliciously michievous
ways.
Ways of finding luscious (though invisible) femaloe ghosts are slim to
none.
None of us has a smoke machine
either
Either way, a miscievous female ghost would be handy to have around the place, particularly when you want to scare canvassers and religious door-knockers
away.
Away in a vaccum and brought out when
needed.
Needed in this house is a vacuum cleaner that operates itself and cleans without supervision... hmmm, now that'd be
nice.
Nice Roombas are easy to obtain and are not too
dear.
Dear me, oh for a Roomba and a live-in maid, not to mention a chef, a gardener, butler and a personal chauffeur to drive us anyplace we wanted when we got sick of looking at four
walls.
Walls do not a home make, nor iron bars a cage: We are limited only by our imaginations and
ambition.
Ambition is one thing I lack, as having that live-in maid could cause friction within the household, especially with the
missus.
Missus only mistake is to not have a male
domestic
Domestic bliss is when the missus doesn't mind the maid doing housework wearing only a skimpy
apron.
Apron strings, and fluffy things turn into toys for
children
Children will
play.
Play with themselves, play with others, but children will definitely play, particularly those adult children who feel it too, too boring to be all grown
up.
Up and grown is a really big ambition for me
personally
Personally,Ii only want to half grow up, so the inner child in me can still create mischief and have fun without feeling too 'adultly'
guilty.
Guilty on charge of
lazyness.
Laziness is a virtue all should strive [insert irony here] to
emulate.
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