The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Mates of the buddy kind are essential to one's social life, but a mate of the 'signifiacant other half' kind is what truly completes us as decent, loving human
beings.
Beings made from pure energy may be possible, but well being physical have its own
advantages.
Advantages are not always what they seem, for not always does the race go to the
swift.
Swift and sure justice is what's needed for bankers (and all the pollies who protect them), like a launchable penitentiary that can be sent into outer space when
full.
(hehe, they say there's no rest for the wicked... but while I'm alive... there'll be no rest for bankers)
Full of Turkey is how I feel
great
Great balls of fire, if'n just one o' them thar bankers escapes justice, dagnammit, I'll just
spit.
Spit out their bones, I
say.
Say what... like I'd even have a banker near... not in... near my
mouth??
Mouth? Chew them up by machine and grind their bones to
dust
Dust off the pillory, more like it, and pelt the bastards with rotten
fruit.
Fruit that's been rotten for a week, and put a bull's eye on the
bankers.
Bankers should be strung up by the gonads, I say, but being they must have ginormous balls to pull off such huge swindles, it's doubtful there'd be a noose big enough to go around balls that
big.
Big punishments are truly deserved and let's not forget the corrupt pols and Insurance
Companies.
Companies of all sorts, in particular those who gouge the buying public, should receive big punishments... and a favourite of mine is standing the upper echelon bastards on a bridge, tying a rope with a concrete block on the other end to their cajones, another rope with a noose around their necks and the other end tied to the railing behind them, then throw the conrete block over the side, which gives them the choice of losing their undercarriage or jumping and briefly knowing what the gallows feels like... either way, hang or lose their tockley, they get their just
desserts.
Desserts, just
desserts?
Desserts with whipping
cream
Cream, both whipped and iced, is very appetising on a variety of desserts, but what I find even more appetising is when a buxom lass covers herself in it and tells me to lick it all
off.
Off the rack discount is great, but it might earn you a free ride to police
station.
Station in space is the first step to interplanetary
travel.
Travel to some is work
related
(Hi starkers )
Related people should not engage in encounters that involve the exchange of bodily
fluids.
Heya bewtyful.
Fluids are an essential part of
life........................Hey all!
Life of the party usually means the biggest clown
there........Hey Ed!
Fluids are good for us when we don't feel
well
(starkers in a shirt and tie, yummers )
(Hiyah Ed and DPCloud and happy new year [e digicons]:karma:[/e] )
Well, mrs starkers might not feel so 'yummers' about
that.
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