The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Today is the only one that really
matters.
Matters of the
heart
Heart of the matter is that Ed and starkers are right: You can only really live for today and live in the
moment.
Moment of truth is when you think you only farted but the skid marks all the way down to your socks suggest
otherwise.
Otherwise just ignore truth and embarrass yourself with skid marks on your
behind...
Behind me there is a trail of skidmarks I left behind... that is on the drag
strip.
Strip down to nothing and go for a run and you'll definitely catch peoples
attention
Attention! Attention! Someone has left skidmarks on the
sidewalk!
Sidewalk is what the Cap'n does to leave skid marks on the
wall.
Wall paper is the thing I enjoy collecting and
making.
Making it without skidmarks, I
hope.
Hope is for the naive, mate: I wear extra
undies!
Undies with weak/broken elastic can be real embarrassing... like they can end up around your ankles in a busy street or
mall.
"Mall goers shocked by Scotsman sprawled on the ground with bagpipes embedded where the sun don't shine after tripping on his undies" read the headlines in The Queensland
Herald.
Herald reporters at the scene say that the Scotsman originally intended to go Scottish (without underwear) but a protest from the Womens League Against Indecency prevented him, which he claims was hypocritical because those women spent the longest time ogling his wedding tackle and had to be moved on by police.
Had he sense enough you mean. But because Herald tried to Harry the Scotsman and got his kilt all twisted in a snicker doesn't necessarily follow that it wasn't deliberated on his
part.
Part of the Scotsman might be exposed when he's flipping his
caber.
Caber, or a facsimilie thereof, is what some Scotsmen keep under their
kilts.
Kilts with Cabers, now that 's what I'm talking
about [e digicons]:karma:[/e]
About that those cabers. Some Scots need longer kilts than
others.
Others who wear short kilts have to be careful on windy days... but more importantly, they have to learn to sit like a
lady.
Lady with a surprise package, and it's not a box of
chocolates
(just kidding, I think kilts look handsome )
Chocolates would be the last thing on your mind if a Scotsman's kilt blew up right in front of
you.
You got that
right
Right, unless you were thinking of chocolate covered nuts.
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