The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
babe who hasn't already slathered herself with sunscreen first
though
Though the sunscreen wouldn't taste very nice, it's a small sacrifice I could see myself making to lick the chocky off a bronzed
beauty.
beauty is in the eye of the
beholder
Beholder beware: But be bolder in your
critique!
critique is often not well received by others and can see you
blacklisted
Blacklisted is what I got when the strip club manager noticed I was fashioning dollar bills into paper planes and was flying them into the strippers
cleavage
Cleavage is good...unless of course it's like the Grand
Canyon.
what's up with the digicons???
Canyon dwellers usually see less sun than desert
dwellers
Dwellers in cellars aren't very happy
fellars
LOLOLOL! Bloody good, IRONONESS! (Unless their ceilings are made of glass).
Fellars in cellars when angry beller and make angry noises to
teller!
Teller that knickerless girls shouldn't walk on glass floors (cellar ceilings)... or do
handstands.
Handstands are grand stands in commando fashion
shops.
Shops tills ya drops, that's my
motto
Hi Doc
motto was scribbled in the grotto by someone who was
blotto
Blotto was the art masters
hook
Hook (as in Cap'n 'ook) used what was once his left hand to snag a hold of Tinkerbell's
butt.
Butt fancies with a but inserted and no butts about it
neither.
Neither image is very
attractive
(Hi IROKONESS)
Attractive and confidant people don't wear
make-up
Make-up is an ugly mask for people who think they're ugly, and quite oftern it looks boody awful, especially when it looks like it was applied with a
trowel.
Trowel on...trowel off...sometimes you have to sharpen it to dig through the
layers.
Layers of make-up is OK for
Holloween
Halloween is when naturally scary looking people can go out in the street and fit right
in
In the spirit of things, I might go out on Halloween and scare the bejesus out of a few trick or treaters with my obvious good looks ... it'll beat staying at home and cracking
mirrors.
Mirrors my feeling exactly: The only way the dog ever played with me was when mom hung a pork chop around my
neck!
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