The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Winter is slowly comin along over
here
Here in Florida it never seems like seems as though we have a
winter.
Winter's coming alright, my back's been
aching.
Aching bones are the bane of my
life
Life is like a bowl of cherries that come unstuck when you try to tie the stems with your
tongue
Tongue sandwich, hot on rye toast with Dijon
please.
Please pass the catsup but hold the
pickles.
Pickles on a grilled cheese sandwich are
yummy.
Yummy is peanut butter and jelly on whole wheat
toast.
Toast all those people who despise lying, cheating and despicable bankers as much as I
do.
Do unto
others
Others who do ill unto me will be starkerbark
victims.
Victims of the barkerblast are plastered all over
creation.
Victims of starkerbarks are never the
same
Same day service is my guarantee...feed me curried cabbage for lunch and I'll be barking before the 6 o'clock
news.
News of starkers retirement was greatly
exagerated
Exaggerated reports of ny retirement were quickly debunked with a short, sharp starkerbark that reverberated around the globe for all to
hear.
Hear ye hear ye, starkerbarks may be coming to a town near
you
You must have hearing problem because I didn't hear any
starkerbarks?
Starkerbarks may be silent but just as
effective
Effective starkerbarks are those fueled by curried cabbage, baked beans on toast and copious amounts of
beer.
Beer can cause great damage I've
heard
Heard that too...anything done in excess can be
damaging.
Damaging is when you have curried cabbage for lunch and accidentally swallow ball-bearings afterwards... like it could be fatal to anyone standing behind.
you.
(though it could be a plan if you're planning to visit various establishments on Wall St.)
You accidentally swallow ball-bearings... I must ask if you clang about when you
walk?
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