The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Suit up and be ready to
jump!
Jump into a room packed with overheated, onion and garlic eating men with their arms raised and you might just imagine a Starkers
barker.
Barker with double-jointed fuel-injercted arse has cinema evacuated due to peeing one off during the
matinee.
Matinee that day was no "afternoon
delight).
Delight of huge magnitude was felt by all when StarkerBarks made Bankers flee planet
earth[e digicons]:karma:[/e]
Earth may not survive the banker by barker
cleansing.
Cleansing of the soul can be done by going to confession, but I find curried cabbage more efficient... cos nobody wants to commit adultery with me after that
meal.
"Meal by starkers" is what poor Shaunna must
suffer.
"Suffer little children unto me", said Jesus Christ, and priests ever since have taken that too
literally.
Literally, now it's become "Come unto me and suffer."....so different from the
original.
Original sin was not so much committed by Adam and/or Eve, but rather by money lenders hanging around the Synagogue... in other words, effing
bankers.
Bankers and investment swindlers,makes one want to put all their money in socks under the
mattress
mattress testing would be a great career
Career for an insomniac woulld make for long, boring
shifts.
Shifts of horizontal dancing, however, would make for a very interesting and enjoyable
job.
Jobs of differing types I
believe.
Believe I'd take a job like that... if I didn't have a bad
back.
Back, front, all
good.
Good chiropracter helps my friend
alot
Alot of mouses are confused when they meet computer
mouse.
Mouse around in dark corners ans you can be accused of
snooping
Snooping around is sometimes the only way to the
truth
Truth is rarely found in banking sector, if
ever.
Ever see a Liar's Conference? All Bankers and
Lawyers
Lawyers defending lying, cheating bankers are just as slimy and probably are the bigger
liars.
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