The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Before curried cabbage what was your excuse for the
methane?
Methane producing cows have four stomachs and under NO circumstances should they be fed curried
cabbage.
Cabbage with corned beef and potaoes is a great
meal.
Meal should be healthy, not full of crap stuff like oily food like
fries.
fries
yum
Yum for me is a big, thick, rare, juicy Porterhouse steak done on the grill with a baked potato, some string beans and a frosty beer: The Joy of
Life!
Life revolves around two things...
1: Peanut Butter
and
2: Jelly
Put them together in copious amounts and what do you.........................................
get??
Get Smart revolves around two numbers....86 and
99
99 must've had the patience of a saint to put up with 86's constant
cock-ups.
Cock-ups doesn't have the same meaning without
Viagra.
Viagra has now been modified to help those who keep nodding off during boring speeches, etc... one little blue pill keeps their eyelids up for
hours
Hours of fun from this dinky
toy!!
Toy manufacturer branches into making innovative appliances for lonely old
spinsters.
Spinsters will be cornering the silicone and battery markets. Sounds like insider
trading.
trading with bartering gypsies can end up leaving you
broke.
Hey Ed... all.
Broke is what we'll all be if this spiral into hell doesn't stop
soon.
Hey Mark, I need to PM you soon for some help
Soon can sometimes never come soon enough... like when the person inside the solitary 'cubicle' says they'll be done soon, but you're really, really busting and the 'turtle head' is already
showing.
Yup, no worries, mate... any time.
Showing is what you don't want your girlfriend to be doing and asking for a DNA
test.
Test me for paternity and they'll find out I'm firing
blanks.
Blanks is probably the nickname you'd have, if you're full name, was....
Blanket....
Blanket over the problems and all you got are buried problems that will
fester.
Fester was always cool the way he could light up lightbulbs with a single
huff
"Huff and puff and blow him stack down"...is what a certain CEO said when they told him he can't have the cookie jar no
more.
More isn't always
better.
Better to get more before its all
gone.
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