The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Drives me crazy, that lady
did!
Did you know that there are varying degrees of crazy, and that some inmates of asylums are less crazy than many on the
outside?
Outside or inside, I think most people are crazy to a
degree.
Degree of crazy depends on whether or not you need a dual-layer, super heavy duty strait jacket with dual carbon fibre laces and a reinforced padded
cell.
Cell phone emanations are on the rise and you need to be real careful not to let said emanations too close to your cranium 'cause capacities inside the brain aren't what they're
cracked....................... up to be
^ yes ^ no...............
Be jolly and you'll have a gay old
time.
Threesome on a bed of nails means you don't wanna be the one on the
bottom.
Bottom of that stack would could get you a lot of pricks.
Pricks are the downfall of many a
balloon (and virgins)
balloon is just what's gonna happen to that figure
afterwards
Afterwards there was a lot of moaning and groaning, some shouting, screaming and swearing, blaming the bloke who put it there and
stretching.
Stretching the truth is lots of fun, don't you
think?
Think of all the ills the truth would
cure.
cure is better than
prevention
Prevention is up to the
people
People don't want to put in the effort for prevention nor hear the truth
usually.
Usually I wanna hear the truth but sometimes I like to hear sweet little lies, like when the missus whistles and says that I'm
sexy. (orright, they're huge BIG fat lies, but I ain't complainin')
Sexy is in the eye of the beholder, and she must have someting in her
eye!
Eye off sexy lasses down at the mall and you're likely to get a slap... from tha
missus.
missus slapped me so hard my head spin and went back to original
place.
Place your eyeballs on the missus to avoid the sweet smile that say..."You my friend are soooooo..............
Dead!!
Dead politicians can probably run things more efficiently than live
ones.
Ones or by twos......there's a book out there called Speaker for the Dead. Seems everyones got a voice these...
days.
Days of Thunder was/is a Tom Cruise movie, but it also refers to those mornings after curried cabbage the night
before.
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