The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Accent is a very nice
spice
spice of the useless posh variety is far too thin to be a comfortable
partner
Partner, Amen to
that
the heart aches tonight
heal
heal of the heart needs sincerity and
belief
belief in a higher power usually involves more
voltage
Voltage, like batteries, not required. I meant belief in the future. The sun will shine tomorrow. The robotic fact that we have to go to work, take care of our children (bless them),pay bills, go swimming, no matter how mundane it is, or how important, these are the survival rituals that gets us through.And darn if slowly one doesn't start feelin better......
And not for nothin but livin well is the best revenge
Revenge of the Nerds was
funny
Funny Farm is where some folks reckon I ought to
be.
Be ye Joculariting with
me
Me finks them folks might be right... sometimes I get this insatiable urge to be trussed up in a strait
jacket.
OOOHHHH, really, and what color would that little jacket
be
Be it pink or be it blue, don't matter, really, so long as the padded cell has sunshine yellow
walls.
Walls would never hold you starkers, although that jacket might slow you down some. I could help you with
That mightn't be such a good idea, not if I'm frothing at the mouth at the time and in need of a sedative because the padded cell walls are red and
agitating.
Agitating red walls, my my my,frothing to. Have you tried slowing down on the curried cabbage
some
Agitating river water means there be
piranhas!
Some but not much considering the noise I heard all the way over here in sunny Pa. My g*d starkers...did ya have to make the boom booms so freakin'
loud...............................................................................sheesh!
last only under duress
Loud barks can sometimes be heard from the moon and distant astral bodies, thus duress is placed in the space tim continuum via audible
smells.
Smells that are audible would would be great at (some)
parties
Parties with rampant galloping curried cabbage munchers can pose olfactory issues to those with delicate nasal
sensibilities.
Sensibilities could be questioned of those who stay at a curried cabbage party with the Cap'n's
flatulance.
Flatulance in abundance, competitions, WB, curried cabbage, pork and beans, now that's a
gas
Gas masks (BYOGM) would be
required
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