The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Things that go bump in the night is the stuff of
nightmares.
(add bankers, CEO's, execs and politicians to that and we get no peace, day or night)
nightmares, not quite, but strange dreams I had last night 'cause I ate curry too late in the night I
think
Think what we could do with all Brad's
money.
Money should go to
me.
Me, why not
you?
You can have shitloads of money and still be miserable, cos being rich can often make those with buckets of cash greedy/greedier and very
lonely
lonely is a fig-a-mint of someone else's imagination 'cause that pre-supposes reasonable expectations of another person saying bye-bye after gettin' filthy rich and forgetting all about
you
You could put it that way, but many people who become wealthy/stinking rich are lonely because they change for the worst once they have a shitload of
cash.
Cash can also make one very
popular
popular theories have the world being
round
'Round the corner and down the dell, lives a pixie who rings a
bell.
That's what Jekyll said to Hyde after drinking liquid starkerbark. Bet ya didn't know that...huh.
bell birds have the most beautiful song....one of my favourite sounds of the
bush
Bush is something I hate walking through, not to mention
Woodticks
Woodticks inside your underwear can cause a nasty rash on your
buttocks.
Buttocks flaring doesn't sound like a camping trip I'd want to
have
Have suffered flared buttocks quite a few times in the past, when I played up at school and got the cane for my
troubles.
Troubles, had some to. Nuns who liked to crack knuckles with those damn
rulers
Rulers could be good, like Clinton, or really bad, like Bush
Jr.
Jr. was Frankensteins' name in Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein. Was Georgie like Junior 'Cause he sure wasn't like his senior. At least in the movie Frankie had a legitimate problem...he needed a brain unlike 'ole Georgie W who, contrary to popular opinion, had one. Or so he claims. It wasn't Frankie's fault Igor got him one that was
fashizzled.
Fashizzled, schamizzled, that grey matter between Bush jr's ears wasn't a brain, it was a messed up goo all
schamozzled.
Shamozzled is so harsh! Surely 'ole Georgie W deserves less of a moniker...saaaay...like Nambulated NumbNut or some
such.
Such concessions should not be made for somebody so brazenly
stupid.
Stupid is as stupid
does
Does a bear shit in the
woods?
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