The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Products of feverish, overtaxed minds, I assure
you.
You got that right. OMG how can people live on minimum wage
Wage war and far too many pay the ultimate
price.
Price is
Right
Right down the road in a cave beside the river, there lives a magical leprechaun who grants wishes to passersby who rub Dick, his faithful
cat..
Cat Ballou was a great Western movie, but she inspired wishes instead of granting them
Them is a word usually used to alienize the groups the people talking about, for them "them rednecks are drunk". - ( I dont want to use a worse word, so I used drunk. )
Drunk is certainly a better word than the other word
Word has it that them rednecks get drunk no more often than them that ain't
rednecks.
Rednecks that need to mow lawns to find houses and trim beards to replant
grass
Grass grown in a Redneck's beard, I hear, grows faster than in the ground because there are far many more nutrients contained within, not to mention odd varieties of critters trying desperately to find a way out as more and more stuff gets spilled on them from the cavernous mouth
above.
Above all that, a nest for birds, home for fleas, hive for buzzin beez
buzzin' beez and flittin' flies and crawlin' doodads that inhabit the strands that grow and provide
shelter
Shelter in a Redneck's beard and you're likely to meet a host of strange varmints and run the risk of getting bitten by a critter previously thought to be extint, yet miraculously survived the last Ice Age due to the abundant food sources found in the warm and habitable beard that once was used by TV producers as a safe haven for Richard Kimble in an episode of The
Fugitive.
Fugitives are on the
loose!
Loose lips sink ships... not to mention a few wayward political
careers.
Careers - Clinton and Monica come to
mind.
mind your
business
Business is a misnomer for stuff
ToDo
ToDo lists litter my house, yet somehow, not much gets done, go
figure
Figure me this...with so much todo you'd think at least one thing gets done but somehow you always get
distracted........................................................................................what's up with that?
^ that's the word ^ not 'that'...hehe.
Distracted and procrastination, that is what I'm about.... Oh I can do it tomorrow (sorry bout the way words position themselves, I type in correctly then when I post my reply....It's wherever they want????)
Tomorrow is a place where almost nothing is as it
seems. and then we wake up and discover......WTF!!!
Seems to be a planning kinda time. Put it away for retirement or something like that
That doggie in the window just piddled on the
glass.
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