The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
household cleaners are way too harsh and too prolific, better to try some gentler earth friendly
ones
Ones that contain ammonia get right up my
nose.
Nose scratching is not the same as nose picking... Yeah, that's right FriG off, it was
itchy.
Itchy nuts usually wriggle so much they fall off the
tree.
Tree, two, one......curried cabbage
blastoff!
blastoff t-shirt not
included
Included toy time machine does not actually travel intime.
Time and time again orchids will not grow in the
Antartic
Antartic is slowly melting and an ice shelf the size of a small country is breaking
away.
Away, far far away, my love
lives.
Lives in an old cast away shoe down by the swamp, does the old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to
do.
do what you do do well, boy, do what you do do
well
well enough
alone
Alone in the woods with no toilet paper, so you use a squirrel
instead.
Instead of a
catalogue?
Catalogue has glossy pages and will not properly do the
job
Job worth doing is worth doing
well.
Well don't use glossy magazine pages when caught short in the woods,
then.
Then there are those occasional poisonoak and ivy plants to contend
with.
With an occasional bear pie underfoot and bee stings to me camping is heck on
earth
(and not all pages are glossy...and you crumple it starkers )
Earth is getting crapped on enough thank
you.
You know, I think bankers have crapped on Earth more than
anyone.
I heard that... but I'd still be worried I missed a staple.
anyone know why you wouldn't use a squirrel?.....'cause they bite nuts off from limbs and store them to nibble on in winter...that's
why
Why use a squirrel when one could use a spotted owl
instead?
Instead of a squirrel or spotted owl, why not do as yogi does and use
Boo Boo?
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