The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
exercised maybe, but exorcised is what some cats
need
Need to get out the holy water and exorcism/castration tools for a couple of neigbourhood dogs that roam the streets all night every night barking, yapping, fighting and being a general pain in the
arse.
Arse is what gets bigger from eating too much
haggis.
Hi Syd,Cap'n and Ed!
Haggis...Scots are hardier souls than
I
I am not Scots but I don't mind a bit of haggos
myself.
Heya Doc, Ed, Syd and everybody.
Myself? I'd rather have hummus than haggis
anyday
(less 'constipation' )
Anyday I have haggis there's a side of curried cabbage to avoid
constipation.
Constipation cramps my
style.
Constipation or the runs, seems like your foods just keep on
giving
Style was never my thing when it came to keeping up with the latest
fashions.
Giving me the sh!ts is CEO's and execs still giving themselves bonuses while the World is in financial
crisis
Crises is what were and are in, now it's the bankers having a difficult time sleeping,according to the
news....
News of banks and ecomony aren't good so
far...
Far from being over
either
Either way you look at it. greed is what caused this financial
mess
Mess to be sure Capn' to be
sure
Sure this room is
empty
empty orright... so full of empty, in fact, there's nuffin' in
it.
It could be fuller with
people
People with empty heads would only half fill
Half fillet of fish could fill a
skillet
Skillet full of bankers sweetbreads would be funny... 'cept you wouldn't get the dogs to eat,
them.
Them thar bankers only fry up into a puddle of grease.
Grease tha skillet n' fire up tha stove, we be 'avin' fish n' chips
t'night.
t'night?...I feel like chicken tonight...like chicken tonight....... ...amazing how advertising invades our
lives
Lives invaded by advertising can be somewhat enhanced, but for the most part advertising is forced upon us everywhere we look and is
annoying.
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