Oops!
Is that Britney with or without panties?
Don't wanna know... I was only askin'
with.. tho I'm not telling where they will be located.
Check the back left pocket of her shorts.
Hopefully covering the rude bits... otherwise I'll not be able to look.... don't wanna risk a total shutdown.
Yeah, my doctor reckons I have low blood pressure and need more exciting... um, stimulating things in my life, and Britney's bits would likely send me to sleep.
Nope, she'd take that as flattery and... let's just say that old codgers like me ain't likely to survive her 'frustrations'.
Yay, I'm part of the club! And I got the award!
I'm... I'm just so touched to have received this. Now, do I use Sally Field's "you like me" speech, or Albert Brooks' "you don't like me, you really don't like me" tweet?
Oh, and this is what got me here.
Congratulations Starcandy. I wonder if they still have the chocolate one.
Chocolate? Where? How do I get chocolate?
I have this one too... and congrats Starcandy!! But in case there is a chocolate one....
There had better be a chocolate one now that he's mentioned it, or POW, right in the kisser!
BWAH HAH HAH!
THE CHOCOLATE NAZI! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Helen, I think it's a great wall. But I thought the one that got me here was pretty good too. Welcome to the elite!
wow have to sticky this again and welcome to the club of silent awesomeness we hide in the shade of PP but we grow in strengh and numbers and soon we will skin the whole world till there is no tomorrow
Yep.
Next.
I've just been given something really special, and I feel this moment deserves a speech. It may not have the tearful joy of Sally Field's speech, or the contempt tinged humour of Albert Brooks' tweet, but I believe it has a simplicity and vehemence that makes it just as memorable.
I GOT CHOCOLATE, B**CHES!!
IN YOUR FACE CHOCOLATE NAZI! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Quoting Starcandy, reply 766I GOT CHOCOLATE, B**CHES!!
lmao
Norma Rae kicks chocolate ass!!!
Thanks for the chocolate, Po, *um nyum nyum* it's really tasty smooth creamy special to me *nyum snarfle*. And no, I'm not eating my award.
Mmmmmm... award!
My lasted all of a second before I gobbled it. Yum!
Keep this up and you'll make Master in no time!
LMAO!
I thought that read "I got chocolate birches" ....as in some form of edible tree genus .....
.....send 3 and 4 pence we're going to a dance....
...or...
....tickle your arse with a feather....
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